4. You know that this war is tearing your community apart.
7. Channel 7 and Nine? Pffffttt. You know Prime and Win is where it’s at!
8. You know how rebellious you felt when you stayed up last Prime Possum’s bed time.
10. But don’t get us started on how tough your summer is, Sydney.
15. You have no idea what the fuck happened to the word “swag.”
23. No seriously, who needs a beach?
25. You know that massive bull-bars and unnecessary ariels on utes is the norm.
- A US federal judge ruled that Texas can't cut Planned Parenthood out of its Medicaid program.
- According to the World Bank, a child born in 2014, on average, will live for more than 71 years.