4. You know that this war is tearing your community apart.
7. Channel 7 and Nine? Pffffttt. You know Prime and Win is where it’s at!
8. You know how rebellious you felt when you stayed up last Prime Possum’s bed time.
10. But don’t get us started on how tough your summer is, Sydney.
15. You have no idea what the fuck happened to the word “swag.”
23. No seriously, who needs a beach?
25. You know that massive bull-bars and unnecessary ariels on utes is the norm.
- NBC News anchor Lester Holt has the honor (and the burden) of moderating the first 2016 US presidential debate, which will broadcast live tonight.