4. You know that this war is tearing your community apart.
7. Channel 7 and Nine? Pffffttt. You know Prime and Win is where it’s at!
8. You know how rebellious you felt when you stayed up last Prime Possum’s bed time.
10. But don’t get us started on how tough your summer is, Sydney.
15. You have no idea what the fuck happened to the word “swag.”
23. No seriously, who needs a beach?
25. You know that massive bull-bars and unnecessary ariels on utes is the norm.
- Donald Trump promised insurance for everyone this weekend, but Senate Republicans say they assume he misspoke.
- President Barack Obama shortened Chelsea Manning's 35-year sentence for leaking documents to WikiLeaks. She'll be freed in May.
- Blue Lies Matter: Video finally proved that police officers lie — and why they get away with it.
- A Toronto man is on a mission to bathe at a different stranger's house every day this month. And so far, so good 🛀