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What Do You Call Your Penis?

Dick, willy, doodle, wang. The names go on and on.

  1. What do you call your penis?

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What do you call your penis?
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    Penis (like a normal person)
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    Willy
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    Doodle
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    Weiner
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    Johnson
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    Wang
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    Cock
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    Chub
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    Dagger
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    Dong
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    Magic Johnson
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    Drumstick
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    Fire hose
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    Fuck rod
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    Fun stick
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    Hog
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    Hoobastank
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    Jimmy
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    Knob
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    Meat stick
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    Mushroom head
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    Old boy
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    One-eyed monster
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    Trouser snake
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    Pecker
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    Porkin' sword
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    Schlong
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    Thumper
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    Twinkie
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    Tony Abbott
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    Prick
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    Tally whacker
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    Sausage
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    Weenie
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    Warrior
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    Joy stick
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    Old fella
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    Gearshift
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    Basalisk
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    Cyclops
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    Shaft
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    The worm
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    Stick of destiny
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    Tenacious D
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    Big Ben
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    The Rock
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    Third leg
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    Dick
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    Morning Wood
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    The Colonel
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    The Lieutenant
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    Banana
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    Cucumber
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    Water hose
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    Meat cigar
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    Lightsaber
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    Pocket rocket
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    Todger
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    [Your first name] junior
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    Captain [your surname]
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    Bellend
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    Veiny love tree
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    The Bald Man
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    Pee pee
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    Chode
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    Anaconda
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    The annihilator
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    Plonker
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    Tinkle
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    Sword
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    The pelvis shatterer
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    Excalibur
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    Elephant
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    Peen
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    Wood
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    Member
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    Winkie
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    Baby maker
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    Bratwurst
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    Ding-a-ling
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    Ding dong
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    Organ
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    Phallus
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    Chopper
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    GOD

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