There have been over 80,000 confirmed COVID-19 deaths in the US and health officials warn reopening the country soon could add many, many more.
BUT we also learned that “Hamilton” is coming to Disney+ just in time to celebrate America this summer.
PLUS Robert Pattinson’s GQ profile is so bizarre we had to turn it into Theatre (it's weird, we know).
And finally writer Roxana Hadadi joins us to talk about her essay for Pajiba exploring the ways Alison Roman’s recipes seem to borrow from other cultures.
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