1. A 3-inch plug just begging to be used with its girthy 2-inch width and heart-shaped base. Oh, and it's constructed of glass, meaning it's perfect for temperature play.
2. A dual-stimulating vibrator that boasts 10 vibration settings and 11 intensities, not to mention innovative suction technology that'll stimulate your clit all the way to nirvana.
3. A girthy silicone dildo adorned with a heart-shaped base and 6-inch length that'll make you so grateful and lustful you'll think you just got shot by Cupid's arrow.
4. A petite precision bullet boasting silky silicone and seven vibration modes to tickle your fancy all over.
5. The Tulips vibrator by Sweet Vibrations, for anyone who's touch-starved and looking to get something more than chocolate kisses and a card — insert clitoral kisses delivered with 10 vibration patterns and five intensities.
6. The OG Magic Wand – it'll quickly become your most-used toy after you find out how well it relieves achy muscles and erm...head-to-toe tension.
BTW it's really easy to upgrade your OG Magic Wand, no need to wait — just check out one of these attachments.
7. The iconic Easy Beat egg-shaped masturbators by Tenga, featuring six disposable strokers with various textures on the inside for a new feel each time.
8. A 7.3-inch real-feel transparent dildo for the dildo enthusiast that's always looking to add to your collection. This silicone zaddy is not only pleasing to the eye, but also to your insides with a flexible design and 1.5-inch diameter to hit all the right spots.
9. A minimalist cone-shaped vibrator boasting three speeds and a tapered tip for targeted stimulation. This vibe is a perfect gift for anyone who loves earth tones, plants, and most importantly: pleasure.
10. A rabbit vibrator inspired by Fifty Shades that adds a freaky element to your annual re-watch of all the films. *Ahem* Mr. Grey will see you now...
11. The BuzzFeed x Bellesa AirVibe suction toy: with 10 powerful vibration modes and five suction intensities, it'll leave a tingle in your toes. For what it's worth, the number of leg-quaking orgasms you'll experience with this toy is bound to satisfy.
12. A miniature wand vibrator with 20 vibration patterns and eight speed intensities, making a great gift for yourself if you constantly (and proudly) bring up your preference for clit or tip stim. This wand is right up your alley.
13. A hand-sculpted artisan dildo, just perfect for play with several design options including gentle curves, a suction cup base, and a girth to make your eyes roll back.
14. The Puff compact suction vibrator boasting five pulsation intensities to help spread the love, leaving you breathless and wondering why you didn't have one before now.
15. A mellow orange curvy vibrator with a unique floral textured bulb to stimulate you internally or externally and share all the good vibes.
16. A flexible vibrating butt plug that'll sync to the beat of your sex playlist — or even better, make a custom mix so you can enjoy the good vibes!
There's also an option your own custom patterns, or buzz along to user-created vibration modes already on the app. Supple, body-safe silicone offers a waterproof exterior and the spiralized stem traps lube to help the plug stay put.
Promising reviews: "Exactly as described, and exceeded expectations. This is a great buy for individual’s who seek self satisfaction. This plug is also a fantastic idea of fun for couples who look to spice things up a bit. Couldn’t get any better. Extremely happy with this purchase, and look forward to purchasing more products by this brand." —William Gardener
"We have had a great time with this. I bought the largest and it took a bit to get used to it. We are a couple of states away from each other and he has had a great time setting me off while I’m at work or doing things around home. The vibration is very intense at the highest setting and at the lowest just keeps you on edge. Being made of the material that it is, you have to keep it clean and let it air out, so it doesn’t smell if you get any fecal matter on it. Definitely recommend!" —JayyDee
Shipping info: Available on Amazon Prime with free delivery, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Valentine's day (see Amazon's full shipping information here).
Get it from Amazon for $94 (available in 1.5" W and 1.75" W).