1. A 3-inch plug just begging to be used with its girthy 2-inch width and heart-shaped base. Oh, and it's constructed of glass, meaning it's perfect for temperature play.
2. A dual-stimulating vibrator that boasts 10 vibration settings and 11 intensities, not to mention innovative suction technology that'll stimulate your clit all the way to nirvana.
3. A girthy silicone dildo adorned with a heart-shaped base and 6-inch length that'll make you so grateful and lustful you'll think you just got shot by Cupid's arrow.
4. A petite precision bullet boasting silky silicone and seven vibration modes to tickle your fancy all over.
5. The Tulips vibrator by Sweet Vibrations, for anyone who's touch-starved and looking to get something more than chocolate kisses and a card — insert clitoral kisses delivered with 10 vibration patterns and five intensities.
6. The OG Magic Wand – it'll quickly become your most-used toy after you find out how well it relieves achy muscles and erm...head-to-toe tension.
BTW it's really easy to upgrade your OG Magic Wand, no need to wait — just check out one of these attachments.
7. The iconic Easy Beat egg-shaped masturbators by Tenga, featuring six disposable strokers with various textures on the inside for a new feel each time.
8. A 7.3-inch real-feel transparent dildo for the dildo enthusiast that's always looking to add to your collection. This silicone zaddy is not only pleasing to the eye, but also to your insides with a flexible design and 1.5-inch diameter to hit all the right spots.
9. A minimalist cone-shaped vibrator boasting three speeds and a tapered tip for targeted stimulation. This vibe is a perfect gift for anyone who loves earth tones, plants, and most importantly: pleasure.
10. A rabbit vibrator inspired by Fifty Shades that adds a freaky element to your annual re-watch of all the films. *Ahem* Mr. Grey will see you now...
11. The BuzzFeed x Bellesa AirVibe suction toy: with 10 powerful vibration modes and five suction intensities, it'll leave a tingle in your toes. For what it's worth, the number of leg-quaking orgasms you'll experience with this toy is bound to satisfy.
12. A miniature wand vibrator with 20 vibration patterns and eight speed intensities, making a great gift for yourself if you constantly (and proudly) bring up your preference for clit or tip stim. This wand is right up your alley.
13. A hand-sculpted artisan dildo, just perfect for play with several design options including gentle curves, a suction cup base, and a girth to make your eyes roll back.
14. The Puff compact suction vibrator boasting five pulsation intensities to help spread the love, leaving you breathless and wondering why you didn't have one before now.
15. A mellow orange curvy vibrator with a unique floral textured bulb to stimulate you internally or externally and share all the good vibes.
16. A flexible vibrating butt plug that'll sync to the beat of your sex playlist — or even better, make a custom mix so you can enjoy the good vibes!
There's also an option your own custom patterns, or buzz along to user-created vibration modes already on the app. Supple, body-safe silicone offers a waterproof exterior and the spiralized stem traps lube to help the plug stay put.
Promising reviews: "Exactly as described, and exceeded expectations. This is a great buy for individual’s who seek self satisfaction. This plug is also a fantastic idea of fun for couples who look to spice things up a bit. Couldn’t get any better. Extremely happy with this purchase, and look forward to purchasing more products by this brand." —William Gardener
"We have had a great time with this. I bought the largest and it took a bit to get used to it. We are a couple of states away from each other and he has had a great time setting me off while I’m at work or doing things around home. The vibration is very intense at the highest setting and at the lowest just keeps you on edge. Being made of the material that it is, you have to keep it clean and let it air out, so it doesn’t smell if you get any fecal matter on it. Definitely recommend!" —JayyDee
Shipping info: Available on Amazon Prime with free delivery, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Valentine's day (see Amazon's full shipping information here).
Get it from Amazon for $94 (available in 1.5" W and 1.75" W).
17. The luxury Kip lipstick vibrator by Dame that's perfect for the #BossBabe who's always on the go. You'll adore its aesthetically-pleasing design and five rumbly vibration settings for pinpointed, powerful pleasure.
18. A curvy rabbit vibrator with a slender shaft and unique "rabbit" ears that's sure to gain a top-ranking spot in your sex toy collection after you experience the unique kneading function on your clitoris.
19. A realistic masturbator designed with a tight, convex, textured interior that you can twist, stroke and come 'til you're spent — way better than a box of chocolates, am I right?
Yes, it's waterproof, so you can go ahead and play with it in the shower.
Promising reviews: "Love the product, my first purchase of a masturbator, very snug and stimulating. I don't consider myself very big girth-wise, but this is very snug yet 'adaptable.' It is extremely stimulating after orgasm as the toy stays tight around your very sensitive head, shaft, etc. Appears very durable, use water-based lube. 'Sucking' sound is rather stimulating depending on how you hold/use the toy. Easy to clean, pliable." —Terry
"First toy for husband, he was really surprised at how nice it felt. We did parallel play to get him comfortable. Unbelievably soft but firm enough for resistance. Easy to clean — we have some light fabric towels to pull from one end to the other to get fully dry." —Ashwdwrd
Shipping info: Available on Amazon Prime with free delivery, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Valentine's Day (see Amazon's full shipping information here).
Get it from Amazon for $28.89 (available in three colors).
20. A semi-transparent dildo decorated with adorable heart-shaped confetti, so you can celebrate V-Day with a *bang* whether solo or with a partner.
21. A wireless wand vibrator with a muted pink hue that could blend in with that bouquet of flowers being delivered, except this one will last. Its flexible silicone head and three simple buttons also do a great job of making your legs quake.
22. A sleek and silky prostate massager boasting six vibration modes for you to cycle through alone or with a partner using the app or wireless remote control to deliver dual stimulation to the prostate and perineum.
Promising review: "The Vector absolutely stands out from other prostate massagers. Using the app, you can adjust the head (that's right, it can change angles!). Once it is inserted this baby isn't going anywhere. The thin passage at the base ensures it doesn't keep slipping out. You can easily walk around without people noticing, unless they hear the vibrations. Testing all the different rhythms and strength of the vibrations, I found myself in a nice relaxed state where I could just enjoy the sensations it was providing. I feel that with more use and experience with this toy you won't have any problems in having a hands-free orgasm, leaving your body shaking and drowning in euphoria. Overall this prostate massager hits a new level and I would recommend it for new or experienced users alike. You won't be disappointed." —JustHereForTheCake
Shipping info: FYI, the shipping address and billing info will be labeled as "Wow Tech" on discreet packaging. Free FedEx standard shipping (3-5 business days) is offered on orders $30+ and FedEx express shipping (2-3 business days) is also available at checkout. Also available on Amazon Prime with free delivery, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Valentine's day (see Amazon's full shipping information here).
Get it from We-Vibe or Amazon for $132.05 (originally $139).
23. A triple-stimulating vibrator complete with graduated anal beads, a thick internal shaft, and external rabbit "ears," so you can try reach all your favorite spots at once.
24. A waterproof clitoral suction vibrator that has innovative technology to stimulate your clit without direct contact.
25. A flexible rabbit-inspired vibrator because it moves with you and keeps constant contact with your clit while still hitting your G-spot.
26. A powerful Ollie wand vibrator that boasts eight vibrating speeds and patterns for you to explore through its flexible, waterproof silicone head. Important to note that this vibe is rumbly, not buzzy. Enjoy.
27. The versatile Gem glass dildo by Unbound boasts a beaded end and a bulbous end for the most fickle of lovers who won't have to choose between sensations or temperatures, so in a word: the perfect gift (for yourself).
28. A soft, wedge-shaped Pillo by Dame, so you can enjoy your lovers' weekend with extra leverage and ample support to explore your (new) favorite positions.
29. A precision bullet vibrator by Vush named after your favorite flower because it's both pretty and powerful, with 25 vibrating combinations and a flexible rosebud design.
30. A set of three textured anal plugs with different shapes and sizes that are ideal for beginners who want to explore penetration through the back door.
You'll be able to choose a favorite: the seductive spiral, the narrow bulbs, or the classic graduated bulbs. Convenient retrieval loops offer easy removal.
Promising reviews: "These were great for my entry into anal play, I think the material and size were great with not having much experience. The purple one felt incredible for both my partner and I when he was penetrating me vaginally at the same time. All in all led to a very fun night." —Paige
"This product is perfect for those beginning to experiment and play. Three separate sizes and shapes really helped us ease into the process. Great product for an affordable price. Can't go wrong buying this product and I highly recommend these plugs to be added to your toy box." —Scotty
Shipping info: Available on Amazon Prime with free shipping, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Valentine's Day (see Amazon's full shipping information here).
Get it from Amazon for $12.49+ (available in black and pink/purple).
31. A rose-shaped clitoral stimulator because everyone loves flowers, but I bet you love leg-shaking, curseworthy orgasms even more.
32. A vibrating bejeweled butt plug, so you can add a little bling in the bedroom or up the ante and explore distance play with its 30-foot remote control range.
33. The Dea by Bellesa, which reimagines the classic rabbit design to bring you toe-curling dual stimulation through its two delectable silicone petals.
34. The Water Slyde, unique sex toy alternative if you enjoy masturbating in the bath and want to make things a bit easier by bringing the water to you. No more needing to contort yourself in the tub for pleasure!
35. The Empress 2 clitoral suction vibrator by Vush boasting a waterproof design and 40 potential pulsation and vibration combinations to explore.
Promising reviews: "I had three orgasms in 15 minutes! What is this magic???!!!" —Tracy B.
"Empress is an apt name for this little pink powerhouse. This isn’t self-love made easy, this is self-love transcendent. The Empress provides release worthy of the Gods, who may very well be jealous. Cannot recommend this piece of magic enough!" —Heather R.
Shipping info: Vush offers free express shipping on orders $39+ and arrive within 2–4 days of processing.
Get it from Vush for $150.
36. The Starsi vibrator, which combines function with full-on adorableness with its supple silicone design and unique star shape that curves and clings all over for out-of-this-world sensations.
37. A combo pack by Fleshlight that'll make you feel like you're flying in first class and about to join the mile-high club, which is to say — there's a Flight Aviator Fleshlight and a Quickshot Vantage included for both solo and partnered play.
This is your captain speaking, looks like clear skies and we're gearing up for take-off...
The Flight Aviator masturbator is sleek and designed for intense stimulation with an intricate ribbed interior. The Quickshot Vantage masturbator offers versatility with an open-ended design for exposure that allows you to not only see you orgasm, but you can also add it to supplement handjobs and blowjobs. And of course, this pack includes water-based lube to use with both toys.
Promising reviews: "A great pack that comes with everything you need. Fun for your alone times and adds excitement to fun times with someone else. The Aviator and Quickshot both feel amazing! Also, super nice to see the action." —Noukue C.
"Was so excited to try this pack for my first Fleshlight experience. It was better than I imagined. My girl and I are so happy to be able to continue to spice things up with the Flight Pack. Must buy if you are looking for extra fun in the bedroom!" —Justin S.
Shipping info: Free shipping is offered on orders $100+ and UPS Surepost (7–12 days), UPS Ground (1–5 days), UPS 3-Day Select, UPS Second-Day Air and UPS Next-Day Air are available at checkout.
Get it from Fleshlight for $93.95 (valued at $111.85) or separately on Amazon for $49.95 (Fleshlight) and $34.95 (Quickshot).