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1. A leaf-shaped vibrator that's perfect for people who love to grind or prefer broader stimulation.
2. A submersible Satisfyer Pro 2 for those discreet shower sessions in case you're looking for those oral sensations but want to avoid any pillow talk.
3. An external vibrator that flickers like a tongue and looks like a flame. Thankfully, you won't burn yourself by touching it.
4. The extra sleek and ergonomic Kip lipstick vibrator by Dame designed with waterproof silicone and five powerful speeds, so you can enjoy pin-pointed clitoral stimulation.
5. An Iroha Temari vibrator that fits into the palm of your hand for effortless external exploration and broad stimulation with its four vibrating speeds and two patterns.
6. A unique clitoral stimulator by Smile Makers that's shaped like a rose and makes YOU bloom with five pulsation intensities and innovative squeeze sensor technology.
7. A reusable Tenga Spinner masturbator, which comes in assortment of styles, each with its own unique internal texture that spins around your shaft as you stroke for a lifelike squeeze.
8. The groundbreaking Diskreet Vibe by Bellesa that offers two modes of out-of-this-world satisfaction: broad and targeted.
9. A waterproof clitoral suction vibrator that has innovative technology to stimulate your clit without direct contact.
10. A powerful miniature wand vibrator created with supple silicone for a soft-touch feel and 20 functions to take you right to that blissful, blurry edge.
Promising reviews: "This is the first toy I’ve ever bought and it deserves 5 stars. I’ve only used it three times since I’ve bought it and it hasn’t disappointed me once. Within two minutes, I was seeing fireworks everywhere whereas it would’ve taken me closer to 10 minutes using my hand alone. It really gets straight to the point...almost too fast. I 100,000% recommend this product." —A Very Satisfied Girl
"This is my first ever sex toy, and I was already apprehensive about buying it, but after reading so many positive reviews I just had to order it...and boy am I glad I did! This little thing has given me the quickest orgasms I've ever had, definitely under a minute! If you're questioning if you want it or not, trust me you do, buy!" —K.
Get it from Amazon for $22.25+ (available in four colors).
11. A silicone heart-shaped clitoral vibrator that'll give you butterflies in your stomach...well, before they migrate further south.
12. A petite precision bullet designed with silky silicone and seven vibration modes to tickle your fancy all over.
13. A high-tech oral simulator with Airflow technology for stroking and sucking sensations at 10 different intensities. It's like a real mouth, minus all of the blah blah blah.
14. The Shotpocket pleasure sleeve designed specifically for trans folks who have experienced bottom growth due to T and are looking for squishy, silicone addition to their solo or couple's play.
15. A luxury external vibrator aptly named The Ballerina because of how it gracefully takes you to the edge (and over it) over and over again.
16. A precision bullet vibrator by Vush that's both pretty and powerful with 25 vibrating combinations and a gently flexible design.
17. A powerful bullet vibrator designed for pin-pointed pleasure — and it's waterproof in case you feel your best ~good vibes~ in the tub.
18. A palm-sized vibrator that can also l-l-l-lick you from your head to your toes, but no really, this toy has a "tongue" that has nine vibrations and nine licking motions for dual stimulation.
19. The OG Magic Wand that's been delivering *relief* since the '60s with two rumbly speeds and a simple single switch. Just don't accidentally pull out the plug.
20. An air pulse suction toy capable of making your body respond to indirect stimulation in ways you can't even imagine.
21. The Starsi vibrator, which combines function with full-on adorableness with its supple silicone design and unique star shape that curves and clings all over for out-of-this-world sensations.
22. The Pom vibrator by Dame designed to deliver broad or targeted stimulation with its flexible design that fits effortlessly into the palm of your hand.
23. A versatile clitoral vibrator that's soft to the touch and waterproof for those of you who like to soak in the tub and discreetly enjoy some rumbles.
24. A Piggie Puff air pulse vibrator that'll make you squirm and squeal with its 10 pulsation frequencies and waterproof design.
25. A unique vibrator by Bellesa that's like your finger...but better, with 105 textured rods for extra stimulation and a flickering "tongue" with 10 intensities to deliver that simulated oral feeling.
26. A contoured vibrator designed to cling to curves and fit the shape of your hand for seamless use during play and deliver rumbly sensations to your favorite zones.
27. An innovative vibrating toy that delivers hands-free orgasms to people with penises by stimulating the frenulum with 10 vibrations at six varying intensities, so you can blow your own mind with half the effort.
28. The Tulips vibrator by Sweet Vibrations, boasting a unique, waterproof design with its two lips caressing your clit and making sure you feel those vibrations entirely.
29. The Puff by Unbound, which is a compact suction vibe that'll make you question why you don't have a suction toy already.
30. An Eva vibrator by Dame designed to tuck under the labia and nest on the vulva, stimulating you with three vibration intensities. Introduce it into your couple's play for extra good vibes.
31. A gleaming diamond-shaped vibrator in case you've ever wanted to be massaged all over your erogenous zones with luxurious jewels.
32. The BuzzFeed x Bellesa Pebble, which may be pretty in pink but packs a punch with its five vibration modes and five suction intensities.
33. A versatile oral sex simulator that might actually become your new best friend after you experience its 20 suction modes and 20 vibration modes — yes, 2-0 of each, meaning there's 400 possible combos...aka it'll feel like limitless pairings.
34. A vibrating masturbator sleeve that does away with all the bulk of a classic masturbator but still delivers with 10 vibration settings and a customized snugness based on your (or a partner's) grip and rhythm.
There's a little bump at the top for an even more stimulating touch to the base of your tip, and ridges on the inside so that every movement offers stimulation.
I don't have a penis, but this looks incredible, and I want it.
Promising review: "Never bought a toy like this before, and I have no regrets! Multiple settings and very easy to use, the vibrations feel very tender but intense when used in the right spots. Used it on my partner while we play together, he loves it when I use it on him and feels great in my hand. Used it in the shower, and it is completely waterproof! A great toy to mix things up in bed or by yourself!" —Tony P
Get it from Amazon for $25.01.
35. An external vibe by Unbound that'll make you cheer for its compact size, waterproof design and unique shape for all sorts of stimulation.
IMHO: sex toys better be the "Good" place. (And if they aren't, we are all hopping the train to the "Medium" place and then to the "Bad" Place to find them! Hey, Janet?)
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