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1. Running 5km for a workout is reasonable, but walking more than 0.5 kilometers to go to a bar is not.
2. When a friend tells you they are looking for an apartment…. “Join the club.” #Healthycompetition.
3. You cannot figure out where the border between Givatayim and Ramat Gan is, but if you keep eating out at restaurants, you will soon face an exodus to one of these two locations.
4. When someone asks you to go to Breakfast- You no longer think about images of pancakes smothered in chocolate sauce and eggs benny. No, no… you know better than that. Now you think of an underground club and a severe hangover.
5. Fridays afternoons are for one or more of the following: Eating Hummus, going to the gym, going to the aesthetician, or going to the beach.
6. Friday nights, you stay in and graciously lend your City to the out of towners… after all, you were once of them.
7. The Port, The Old Train Station, and Sarona, are places reserved for when your Uncle Dan visits from Philadelphia – but they really are pretty!
8. You are friends with one of the eleven owners at your favourite bar, and you expect a “hello,” and a chaser when you see them.
9. You have a restaurant list that you are working on getting through- but there just aren’t enough days in the week.
10. You've noticed that the guy at Dizengoff Center who asks for a minute of your time, never seems to age.. what is he selling anyway?
11. You know how to get into Topshop- Yes, it’s in the Center
12. But really… those rainbow pictures posted on Secret Tel Aviv, are beautiful.
13. You work in high-tech.
14. You live in a City with a bar called Rosa Parks, and you’re ok with it.
15. At least a 1/3 of your friends have dogs. At anytime, you might be asked to babysit one of them.
16. Your serious friends seemed to have up and moved to Bavli.
17. You understand that every true Tel Avivian has taken place in one of the following activities: TRX, CrossFit, Zumba, Kickboxing, the Nike Night run, or surfing.
18. You are unaware of, or unmoved by, the fact that there is a street called Funeral Home in your city.
19. The words “Binary Options,” make you cringe.
20. You’d leave this crazy City- but you don’t have a car, and the idea of taking a bus for more than ten minutes is simply out of the question!
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