6 Nonverbal Ways To End A Conversation
For those times you want to leave without interrupting.
Friends are neat, right? But sometimes they keep talking and talking and you need them to stop. Here are a few surefire ways to end a conversation gracefully.
1. The Progressively Intense Affirmation
When to use this: when you already made it clear you agree with your friend, but said friend keeps talking anyway. First nod your head and then eventually your entire body.
2. The Throw-it-in-Reverse
When to use this: when you didn't mean to enter into this conversation in the first place. Check your mirrors and back on out.
3. The Limb-Functionality Check Followed By a Kickstart Exit
When to use this: When you've stood and listened so long you're not sure if your limbs work anymore. Make sure they do then kickstart to freedom.
4. The Gradual Slide Toward Uncomfortable Closeness
When to use this: When your friend is reiterating a point to death. Lean in and really show your friend how much you get it.
5. The Imaginary Rocking Ship
When to use this: When this conversation is giving you a sinking feeling, and the natural momentum of the seas simply takes you away.
6. The David Blaine
When to use this: when nothing short of world class street magic will stop your friend from talking.