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How Well Do You Remember The Battle Of Wits In "The Princess Bride"?

For the princess. To the death.

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  1. 1. What is Vizzini's first word to Westley when Westley walks up the hill toward them?

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    Thus...
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    So...
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    If...
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    Inconceivable!
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    "So it is down to you and it is down to me."

  2. 2. In which order does Vizzini list the three philosophers before insulting them?

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    Aristotle, Plato, Socrates
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    Plato, Socrates, Aristotle
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    Plato, Aristotle, Socrates
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    "Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?" "Yes." "Morons."

  3. 3. Who pours the wine?

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    Vizzini
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    Westley
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    Vizzini pours the wine!

    Vizzini pours the wine!
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  4. 4. Westley shows Vizzini the iocane powder - how does he *not* describe the poison?

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    Odorless
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    Tasteless
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    Comes from Australia
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    Dissolves instantly in liquid
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    Later we hear Vizzini describe the iocane as coming from Australia.

  5. 5. Why does Vizzini say a clever man would put the poison in his own goblet?

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    "Because he would hope to deceive his enemy and gain his trust by appearing faultless."
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    "Because everyone knows it is futile to try and escape mortality."
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    "Because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given."
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    "Because even a small child would anticipate the suspicion of an enemy."
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    "Because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given."

  6. 6. How does Westley describe Vizzini's intellect?

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    Bewildering
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    Dizzying
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    Mystifying
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    Perplexing
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    Dizzying!

  7. 7. When Vizzini asks, "Where was I?" What is Westley's response?

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    "Guilder."
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    "Florin."
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    "Australia."
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    "Asia."
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    "Australia."

  8. 8. When Westley accuses Vizzini of stalling, how does Vizzini respond?

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    "Yeah, well, uh, that's just like, your opinion, man."
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    "Only a fool would suspect me of stalling."
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    "You'd like to think that wouldn't you?"
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    "You'd like to think that wouldn't you?"

  9. 9. What key principle does Vizzini say Westley must have learned in his studies?

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    "Life is pain."
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    "Fear is the enemy."
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    "Man is mortal."
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    "Actions have consequences."
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    "Man is mortal."

  10. 10. In the end, where was the poison?

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    Only in Westley's cup.
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    Only in Vizzini's cup.
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    In both cups.
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    "They were both poisoned. I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder."

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