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How Well Do You Remember The Battle Of Wits In "The Princess Bride"?

For the princess. To the death.

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  1. 1. What is Vizzini's first word to Westley when Westley walks up the hill toward them?

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    Thus...
    So...
    If...
    Inconceivable!
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    "So it is down to you and it is down to me."

  2. 2. In which order does Vizzini list the three philosophers before insulting them?

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    Aristotle, Plato, Socrates
    Plato, Socrates, Aristotle
    Plato, Aristotle, Socrates
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    "Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?" "Yes." "Morons."

  3. 3. Who pours the wine?

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    Vizzini
    Westley
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Vizzini pours the wine!

    Vizzini pours the wine!
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  4. 4. Westley shows Vizzini the iocane powder - how does he *not* describe the poison?

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    Odorless
    Tasteless
    Comes from Australia
    Dissolves instantly in liquid
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Later we hear Vizzini describe the iocane as coming from Australia.

  5. 5. Why does Vizzini say a clever man would put the poison in his own goblet?

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    "Because he would hope to deceive his enemy and gain his trust by appearing faultless."
    "Because everyone knows it is futile to try and escape mortality."
    "Because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given."
    "Because even a small child would anticipate the suspicion of an enemy."
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    "Because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given."

  6. 6. How does Westley describe Vizzini's intellect?

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    Bewildering
    Dizzying
    Mystifying
    Perplexing
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Dizzying!

  7. 7. When Vizzini asks, "Where was I?" What is Westley's response?

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    "Guilder."
    "Florin."
    "Australia."
    "Asia."
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    "Australia."

  8. 8. When Westley accuses Vizzini of stalling, how does Vizzini respond?

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    "Yeah, well, uh, that's just like, your opinion, man."
    "Only a fool would suspect me of stalling."
    "You'd like to think that wouldn't you?"
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    "You'd like to think that wouldn't you?"

  9. 9. What key principle does Vizzini say Westley must have learned in his studies?

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    "Life is pain."
    "Fear is the enemy."
    "Man is mortal."
    "Actions have consequences."
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    "Man is mortal."

  10. 10. In the end, where was the poison?

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    Only in Westley's cup.
    Only in Vizzini's cup.
    In both cups.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    "They were both poisoned. I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder."

How Well Do You Remember The Battle Of Wits In "The Princess Bride"?

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