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How Many Of My Inconsequential Opinions Do You Agree With?

A completely subjective checklist.

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  1. Check all that you agree with!

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    I really don't like sitting at picnic tables.
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    Frasier was funnier than Friends.
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    Balsamic Vinaigrette is the tastiest salad dressing.
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    Dust jackets for books are just annoying; go away.
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    In an ideal world my room is frigid and my bed is warm.
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    I'm fine with the level of mandolin popularity right now.
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    Sauerkraut is delicious when it's in a Reuben but not otherwise.
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    Rugrats just kind of bummed me out.
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    I have no strong feelings about Coconut Water because it's such a mild taste.
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    German Shepherd is the finest breed of dog.
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    I'm not sure why people want special Oreos since regular Oreos are perfect.
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    I miss the tradition of hood ornaments.
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    It's kind of silly to brag about things you had no say in (like where you were born.)
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    Pouring syrup from a little cabin-shaped bottle is preferable always.
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    Microwave popcorn is currently the height of human achievement.
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    Longer battery life is all I really want from my smartphone.
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    Normal rain is fine. Sideways rain is what's bad.
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    I giggle quietly every time I see a baby facing outward in a baby carrier.
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    I don't care if certain parts of movies are unrealistic. They're movies.
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    For instance if animals are talking, then I wouldn't examine the plot too carefully.
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    Celebrities are about as interesting as everyone else.
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    The conspicuous navel on a Teddy Graham weirds me out just a bit.
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    Going to a movie alone makes me feel like the ruler of all the land.
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    If I get "O" in a game of Tic-Tac-Toe I don't even feel like playing.
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    People who slap me on the back are not friends.
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    I'd be more into yoga if there were a competition element.
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    Wintergreen is a tasty flavor but too weak to freshen breath.
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    I don't care for the phrase "push notifications."
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    True/False is the most stressful kind of quiz.
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    Word Art is the best part of Powerpoint.
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    Even if I become ancient royalty somehow I'd still rather feed myself grapes.
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    The window seat on a plane is so obviously the best.
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    We could do with more obelisks around here.
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    I like those commercials for cotton even though I'm not sure why exactly they exist.
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    14 is the best number.
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    The roasted nuts that street vendors sell smell way better than they taste.
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    I wish more doors were saloon doors.
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    I can both love something and be terrified by it. Looking at you, bats.
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    If all bread were suddenly naan that would be fine.
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    I feel kind of bad for city pigeons, but I still don't feed them.
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    I think feet are fascinating but not in a weird way.
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    I'd rather have rooftop access than cable TV.
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    The sound of a bowling alley makes me just a bit depressed.
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    I wish to abstain from all Thumb Wars.
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    You can't make a cheddar cheese that is too sharp for me.
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    Reese's Pieces over M&M's.
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    French toast over pancakes
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    Romantic over baroque.
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    Bill Withers over just about everyone.
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    I wish more train conductors said, "All aboard!"

If you disagree on any point please submit your rebuttal below, starting with the #.

 
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