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    21 Things Atheist Girls Love

    See you in hell — OH WAIT.

    1. The Hitch

    "Human decency is not derived from religion. It precedes it." Christopher Hitchens, God is Not Great

    2. Birth Control

    Ain't no shame in our contraception game.

    3. Profanity

    No invisible sky daddy is going to stop me using my full f**king range of expression!

    4. Sitting down during the Pledge of Allegiance in school

    Just like New Jersey student Chelsea Stanton!

    5. Nature documentaries

    Evolution in action! Chimps share 98% of our DNA, y'all!

    6. THE GAYS

    Stringer / Reuters

    You're cool in our book. JUST KIDDING — we don't have a book! Hand me that flag, girl!

    7. Rocky Horror Picture Show

    This means watching the movie, lip synching to the soundtrack, dressing up like the characters for Halloween, and announcing that you're just a "Sweet Transvestite" to your high school friends.

    8. Secular Holidays

    You're a cool dude, Mr. Lincoln!

    9. Punk rock

    Punk's not dead — GOD IS! lololol.

    10. Left-leaning social doctrines

    REPRESENT: Paris, 1968 .

    11. Bill Nye the Science Guy

    Science rules!

    12. Keeping abortion safe and legal

    13. Stephen Fry

    14. Trent Reznor and Nine Inch Nails

    ...Or is it just me?

    15. Movies with a gleeful sense of violence

    Luv u, Quentin. No good gangsters go to heaven.

    16. James Deen

    A nice Jewish boy.

    17. Dinosaur bones

    18. Sexual Expression

    19. Irony

    Irony is the antidote to fundamentalism. "The literal mind does not understand the ironic mind, and see it always a source of danger."-- Christopher Hitchens.

    20. Sam Harris

    Neuroscientist, atheist, sex god.

    21. The concept of free will.