21 Things Atheist Girls Love

See you in hell — OH WAIT.

1. The Hitch

"Human decency is not derived from religion. It precedes it." Christopher Hitchens, God is Not Great

2. Birth Control

Ain't no shame in our contraception game.

3. Profanity

No invisible sky daddy is going to stop me using my full f**king range of expression!

4. Sitting down during the Pledge of Allegiance in school

Just like New Jersey student Chelsea Stanton!

5. Nature documentaries

Evolution in action! Chimps share 98% of our DNA, y'all!

6. THE GAYS

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You're cool in our book. JUST KIDDING — we don't have a book! Hand me that flag, girl!

7. Rocky Horror Picture Show

This means watching the movie, lip synching to the soundtrack, dressing up like the characters for Halloween, and announcing that you're just a "Sweet Transvestite" to your high school friends.

8. Secular Holidays

You're a cool dude, Mr. Lincoln!

9. Punk rock

Punk's not dead — GOD IS! lololol.

10. Left-leaning social doctrines

REPRESENT: Paris, 1968 .

11. Bill Nye the Science Guy

Science rules!

12. Keeping abortion safe and legal

13. Stephen Fry

14. Trent Reznor and Nine Inch Nails

...Or is it just me?

15. Movies with a gleeful sense of violence

Luv u, Quentin. No good gangsters go to heaven.

16. James Deen

A nice Jewish boy.

17. Dinosaur bones

18. Sexual Expression

19. Irony

Irony is the antidote to fundamentalism. "The literal mind does not understand the ironic mind, and see it always a source of danger."-- Christopher Hitchens.

20. Sam Harris

Neuroscientist, atheist, sex god.

21. The concept of free will.