1. The Hitch "Human decency is not derived from religion. It precedes it." Christopher Hitchens, God is Not Great 2. Birth Control Ain't no shame in our contraception game. 3. Profanity No invisible sky daddy is going to stop me using my full f**king range of expression! 4. Sitting down during the Pledge of Allegiance in school Just like New Jersey student Chelsea Stanton! 5. Nature documentaries Evolution in action! Chimps share 98% of our DNA, y'all! 6. THE GAYS Stringer / Reuters You're cool in our book. JUST KIDDING — we don't have a book! Hand me that flag, girl! 7. Rocky Horror Picture Show This means watching the movie, lip synching to the soundtrack, dressing up like the characters for Halloween, and announcing that you're just a "Sweet Transvestite" to your high school friends. 8. Secular Holidays You're a cool dude, Mr. Lincoln! 9. Punk rock Punk's not dead — GOD IS! lololol. 10. Left-leaning social doctrines REPRESENT: Paris, 1968 . 11. Bill Nye the Science Guy Science rules! 12. Keeping abortion safe and legal 13. Stephen Fry 14. Trent Reznor and Nine Inch Nails ...Or is it just me? 15. Movies with a gleeful sense of violence Luv u, Quentin. No good gangsters go to heaven. 16. James Deen A nice Jewish boy. 17. Dinosaur bones 18. Sexual Expression 19. Irony Irony is the antidote to fundamentalism. "The literal mind does not understand the ironic mind, and see it always a source of danger."-- Christopher Hitchens. 20. Sam Harris Neuroscientist, atheist, sex god. 21. The concept of free will.