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21 Things You Should Never Say To An Atheist

Warning: You're going to hell just for reading this.

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3. "If humans are descended from apes how come there are still apes?"

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If white Americans descended from Europeans how come there are still Europeans? Plus, humans didn't evolve from modern chimps but we did share a common ancestor around 13 million years ago.

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7. "How can you believe in aliens but not God?"

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Again, not all atheists hold the same views. There are atheists that don't believe in aliens too. But it isn't that much of a stretch to think that life may have evolved somewhere else if there's another planet out there that's hospitable to life.

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9. "But...bananas perfectly fit the human hand, so that means they were designed by an intelligent creator."

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What about POMEGRANATES? Now those are a bitch to peel. But I guess that's why they were made by Hades.

10. "Why do you believe EVERYTHING that scientists say?"

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No, we don't believe everything that scientists say, but we do look at their evidence. Scientists are disproving scientists all the time. That's the beauty of science.

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21. "Have you heard of this guy called...Jesus?"

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No, we haven't heard of the most famous person/character in all of human history. For the record, John Lennon was totally WRONG. The Beatles were never more popular than Jesus. Nobody could beat JC's infamy and badassery.