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    Travis Barker Posted A Video Of Kourtney Kardashian Sucking His Thumb, And Oh Holy Hell

    "YOU’RE A BLESSING TO THIS WORLD."

    Today is Kourtney Kardashian's birthday!

    If you thought her boyfriend Travis Barker — owner of a newly minted "Kourtney Kardashian" tattoo — was about to go above and beyond for his Queen's birthday, you'd be absolutely right. Exhibit A: this floral arrangement he bought her.

    Well, the festivities didn't stop there! Travis also posted a PDA-filled Instagram tribute to Kourtney, writing, "I FUCKING LOVE YOU! YOU’RE A BLESSING TO THIS WORLD. HAPPY BIRTHDAY."

    So there I was, merrily scrolling through the sexy, sexy photos, when I landed on a video that has shaken me. For one, LOOK AT HOW IT STARTS:

    SHOULD I BE ALLOWED TO WATCH THIS???

    This is...a lot.

    Anyway, the comments were all here for it, so maybe I'm just the spongiest of fun sponges ever to sponge.

    Have fun celebrating Travourtney!!!