Skip To Content
  • LHM 21 badge

Cardi B Stepped Out In An Epic Look Featuring Gold Nipples, And I Can’t Look Away

Two words: teeth rings.

Alright, so we all know Cardi B can turn out a look that is a STATEMENT.

Cardi at the Grammys in a bedazzled gown with a deep V-neck that extends down to her midriff
Jon Kopaloff / Getty Images

Well, Cardi's done it again while out with Offset during Paris Fashion Week — in Schiaparelli, because of course.

Cardi and Offset walking hand in hand on the street, with Cardi wearing a plaid jacket with gold accents and a gold headpiece, and Offset in black leather
Frat / Best Image / Backgrid

I wear sweats when I go to the store, but then, I don't spend $40,000 in Chanel like Offset did. 

What sucks me in about this outfit is that without all the gold detailing, it would just be a fairly standard plaid jacket and jeans. But then we wouldn't be here!

Cardi and Offset walking hand in hand on the street, with Cardi wearing a plaid jacket with gold accents and a gold headpiece, and Offset in black leather
Xpos / Zed Jameson / Backgrid

First we have the headpiece, obviously — how could you miss it? What's personally putting my mind through the blender is trying to guess where underneath the sunglasses her eyes are.

Close-up of Cardi's gold headpiece, with attached sunglasses
Frat / Best Image / Backgrid

But oh no, no, the accessories do not stop here. See also: mouth and eye necklace. And the gold nipples. Of course, the gold nipples.

Close-up of Cardi's gold headpiece, with attached sunglasses
Frat / Best Image / Backgrid

This tracks with Schiaparelli's other surrealist body pieces — check out Bella Hadid's lung necklace.

The rings are also teeth. I'd encourage you to take a moment to consider your feelings at this point.

Close-up of Cardi's gold headpiece, with attached sunglasses
Frat / Best Image / Backgrid

Upon reading this, you might think that the earrings would follow suit and be some kind of body part. Surprise! They're actually keyholes.

Cardi B, wearing headpiece, and Offset kissing
Frat / Best Image / Backgrid

Anyway, here's the look without the headpiece. Just a regular day in the Chanel store!

Cardi B walking down the stairs in plaid jacket and dress
Frat / Best Image / Backgrid

Anyway, I might wear pants today if I feel fancy.