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How Much Of A Makeup Addict Are You?

How serious is your problem?

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    Tick everything you've done.

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    Worn makeup every day for a week.
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    Worn makeup most days since you learnt how to put it on.
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    Can apply cat-eye liner with no difficulty.
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    Can contour perfectly.
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    Can apply a flawless base with ease.
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    Can line your lips immaculately.
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    Can apply false lashes with no difficulty.
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    Refuse to ever cry so as not to ruin your makeup.
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    Can name at least eight Mac lipstick shades off the top of your head.
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    Can recognise and name every MAC lipstick shade.
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    Describe your skin tone in reference to Mac foundation shades.
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    Have a stockpile of your favourite lipstick shade in case it ever gets discontinued.
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    Have paid ridiculous shipping fees and import tax for makeup you can only get abroad.
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    Have at least three lipsticks in your bag at any given time.
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    Also a concealer.
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    Also several lip balms.
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    Have a whole makeup kit with you at all times.
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    Have given people mental makeovers when bored.
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    Have given people actual makeovers.
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    Have been very touched when someone trusted you enough to let you do their makeup.
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    Someone complimenting your makeup makes you like them 1,000% more immediately.
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    Are addicted to watching makeup tutorials.
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    Watch makeup tutorials with no intention of re-creating them – you just find them calming.
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    Curse how limiting masculinity is because you know a lot of men with eye shapes with would really suit a cat-eye liner.
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    Cannot resist a wander around makeup counters at any given opportunity.
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    One of the highlights of travelling is the makeup counters in duty-free.
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    Going abroad also means prioritising going to pharmacies and department stores to stock up on makeup that isn't available at home.
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    Have over 10 makeup brushes.
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    Have over 20 makeup brushes.
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    Have lost count of your makeup brushes.
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    Have a specific brush-cleaning ritual.
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    Actually enjoy cleaning your makeup brushes.
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    Dread cleaning your makeup brushes, but ~love~ applying makeup with clean brushes the next day.
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    Have a Boots points card.
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    Have a Liberty points card.
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    Have a Debenhams beauty card.
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    Have every beauty loyalty card there is to be had.
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    Can't leave Boots without getting at least a lipstick, even if you only went in for some paracetamol.
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    Will try any beauty hack at least once.
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    "Baking", "strobing", and "Naked" mean very different things to you than they do to most people.
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    You've tried strobing.
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    You've tried baking.
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    You've tried clown contouring.
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    You've tried tape contouring.
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    You've tried lip contouring.
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    Have a Pinterest board dedicated to makeup looks.
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    Have several Pinterest makeup boards organised in some specific way.
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    Hoard eyeshadow palettes even if you already have similar ones.
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    Believe that no two lipsticks are identical, hence why you must hoard them.
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    Hoard makeup in general.
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    Have rocked more ~high fashion~ looks like blue mascara or black lipstick.
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    Have rocked those ~high fashion~ looks during the day.
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    Have rocked those ~high fashion~ looks to business meetings.
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    Are on at least one endless quest for the perfect foundation/mascara/nude lipstick/nude nail polish.
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    Have a few makeup products you will never throw away because the packaging is too pretty.
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    Have limited edition makeup products that you will never use because they're too pretty to spoil.
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    Can correctly pronounce Guerlain, Lancôme, Shu Uemura, Caudalie, Illamasqua, and L'Occitane.
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    Can spell them correctly, too.
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    Have several ~holy grail~ products you'd be lost without.
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    If anyone asks you for recommendations you could talk endlessly.
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    Have written at least one online review for a product.
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    Have an obsession with beauty trends.
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    Have tried some bizarre beauty products.
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    Have documented yourself trying those bizarre products and left a review of them.
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    Have a Clarisonic.
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    Have spent £30 or more on a lipstick.
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    Have spent £35 or more on a foundation.
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    Have spent £40 or more on an eyeshadow palette.
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    Prefer not to think about how much you've spent on makeup.
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    Would rather wake up slightly earlier and have enough time to do your makeup.
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    Intend to be cremated because you don't trust anyone to do your makeup after you're dead.
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