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This Sweary Quiz Will Determine How Many Shits You Give

There is a direct correlation between swearing and shits given.

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  1. Choose an affectionate swear word to call your friend<br />
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Bitch
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Prick
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Bellend
    Correct
    Incorrect
    I'd never swear at a friend
  2. Choose an affectionate swear word to call your partner<br />
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Little shit
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Ballbag
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Dickhead
    Correct
    Incorrect
    I'd never swear at my partner!
  3. Your friend has just broken up with her good-for-nothing boyfriend, pick something to call him whilst comforting her<br />
    Correct
    Incorrect
    A fucking dildo<br /><br />
    Correct
    Incorrect
    An unbearable piece of shit<br />
    Correct
    Incorrect
    A complete prick<br />
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Nothing but a burden on her
  4. Pick a word to describe a particularly awful politician<br />
    Correct
    Incorrect
    A stupid fucking numpty
    Correct
    Incorrect
    A shit-eating twat
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Satan's piss-stain
    Correct
    Incorrect
    A bumbling baffoon
  5. Choose a word to use as an adjective<br />
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Fucking
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Cunting
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Pissing
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Sodding
  6. Choose a word to shout when you accidentally stub your toe<br />
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Fuck
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Shit
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Balls
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Sugar
  7. Choose something to shout amidst a spell of road rage<br />
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Fucking wankstain
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Absolute bellend
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Stupid twat
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Silly goose
  8. Choose a word to call someone who does something momentously stupid<br />
    Correct
    Incorrect
    A silly git
    Correct
    Incorrect
    An absolute fuckwit
    Correct
    Incorrect
    A sludge-brained fuckhead
    Correct
    Incorrect
    A silly sausage
  9. Choose your favourite swear word
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Dickhead
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Cunt
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Twat
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Fuck
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Bitch
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Shit
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Something else
    Correct
    Incorrect
    No thanks
 
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