This Sweary Quiz Will Determine How Many Shits You Give
Not a single fucking shit. Not one! You must be quite bloated, considering how few shits you’ve ever given. Not that you give a shit about that.
You only give one teeny-tiny piece of a single shit. Not even a full shit. What does this mean? No one really knows.
Okay, you give a shit, but only one. The one shit you give concerns how colourful your swearing is. That, as far as shits one can give go, is a good one to give.
Look, it’s okay to give a shit and to not want to swear – that just means you're very considerate.