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There is a direct correlation between swearing and shits given.

This Sweary Quiz Will Determine How Many Shits You Give

Choose an affectionate swear word to call your friend  


Choose an affectionate swear word to call your partner  


Your friend has just broken up with her good-for-nothing boyfriend, pick something to call him whilst comforting her  


Pick a word to describe a particularly awful politician  


Choose a word to shout when you accidentally stub your toe  


Choose something to shout amidst a spell of road rage  


Choose a word to call someone who does something momentously stupid  


Not a single fucking shit. Not one! You must be quite bloated, considering how few shits you’ve ever given. Not that you give a shit about that.

You give absolutely zero shits.

You only give one teeny-tiny piece of a single shit. Not even a full shit. What does this mean? No one really knows.

You give half a shit.

Okay, you give a shit, but only one. The one shit you give concerns how colourful your swearing is. That, as far as shits one can give go, is a good one to give.

You give precisely one shit.

Look, it’s okay to give a shit and to not want to swear – that just means you're very considerate.

You give quite a few shits, actually

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This Sweary Quiz Will Determine How Many Shits You Give

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