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Are You Actually A "Nice Guy"?

Are you better than those alpha jocks?

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    I just haven’t found the right person yet.
    I’m too nice. Women only like dumbass jocks, not nice guys like me. I’m so nice. One time I saw this girl pass out drunk and I didn’t even do anything when other guys would.
    Haha no, I’m off the market now lol! I have a girlfriend. We’re going on a mini-break to Bruges next weekend.
    My soul is a black maelstrom, a great madness spinning about a vacuum, the swirling of a vast ocean around a hole in the void.
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    A plague on society and the cause of all male suffering.
    The belief that people of all genders are equal and human beings with full autonomy.
    The universe is indifferent to human suffering.
    I love my girlfriend.
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    Move on. If it is not meant to be, it is not meant to.
    Hope my girlfriend doesn’t find out lol! Nah I wouldn’t do that, I love my girlfriend.
    Given the choice between the experience of pain and nothing, I would choose pain.
    Continue to admire her from afar, slowly create a shrine to her in your room using pictures you have taken of her with a 300x optical zoom lens.
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    Tip my hat off to them, greet them like the gentleman that I am: “Good evening, m’lady.” I then proceed to tell them how nice I am, so much nicer than their current boyfriend, who is probably a stupid jock.
    I strike up a conversation with them after being properly introduced in an appropriate setting and hope we find common interests as individuals.
    There is just one woman that I’d like to "folk", lol!!! My girlfriend. I have a girlfriend.
    We never love anyone. What we love is the idea we have of someone. It's our own concept – our own selves – that we love.
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    Send every woman on every dating site a message. Keep messaging them until I get response. Become offended when the response is a polite request to stop bothering them. Repeat. Love is a numbers game.
    I don’t really do online dating, not since I met my girlfriend anyway. She’s real.
    I choose to initiate conversation with people who seem to have similar values as myself, then after building sufficient rapport I may propose a date but with no expectations or obligations.
    Every living thing dies alone.
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Are You Actually A "Nice Guy"?

You got: You have a girlfriend.

Congratulations on your girlfriend. This is irrelevant to whether or not you are a "Nice Guy" but all that can be deduced from your answers. Call your girlfriend to remind her that she is indeed a girl, a friend, and your girlfriend.

You have a girlfriend.
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You got: You are a "Nice Guy".

If only girls would stop thinking of you as a friend and give you the sex you deserve. Unfortunately you are too nice, which is why they won’t have sex with you. No one wants to have sex with someone who is nice to them.

You are a "Nice Guy".
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You got: You're an OK guy, probably.

Congratulations on not being terrible. Continue doing what you’re doing and not blaming women for your problems!

You're an OK guy, probably.
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You got: Life is a constant battle between you and the world, and the world is winning.

In vain you search for your model among human beings; from those who have gone farther than you, you have borrowed only the compromising and harmful aspect: from the sage, sloth; from the saint, incoherence; from the aesthete, rancor; from the poet, profligacy – and from all, disagreement with yourself, ambiguity in everyday things and hatred for what lives simply to live. Pure, you regret filth; sordid, seemliness; vague, vigor. You will never be anything but what you are not, and the despair of being what you are. With what contrasts was your substance imbued and what mingled genius presided over your relegation in the world? Determination to diminish yourself has made you espouse in others their appetite for collapse: in this musician, this disease; in this prophet, this defect. Bitterness, principle of your determination, your mode of action, and understanding, is the one fixed point in your oscillation between disgust for the world and self-pity.

Life is a constant battle between you and the world, and the world is winning.
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