I would like to be a ruler.I have a few close friends that I am loyal to.I can be shamelessly mean to people who are not my friends.It's hard to think of anyone I would actually die for.I expect people to do things for me right when I ask them to.I am driven and ambitious.A job in the government sounds better than a job as a teacher.A job as a songwriter would be cool.I enjoy writing poems.I don't like to talk about my feelings.Sometimes I wonder if I even have feelings.I don't like to cry in front of people.I actually enjoy a good cry.I can't show weakness because I don't like when people pity me.I HATE when people pity me.I wish people would appreciate my ideas more.Sometimes people see me as being dumb or underestimate me.It is a huge mistake when people underestimate me.I have been told I am selfish.I think I am selfish.I have been told I am a bad person.I think I am a bad person.I know there is good inside me somewhere.I get called a "bitch" or "mean" a lot.I secretly like when people insult me because I take it as a compliment.I have made a child cry.I have made more than one child cry.I have made more than two children cry.I have made a lot of children cry.I enjoy making children cry.Hurt me once, I'll kill you twice.I am very intelligent.No one thinks I am intelligent.I would choose to be sorted into Slytherin if I had a choice.I am good at getting what I want.I have a talent for manipulating people.I am clever.I think Gryffindors are overrated.I think Hufflepuffs are weak.I think Ravenclaws are know-it-alls.I think Slytherins are amazing.I believe I am a Slytherin.
What's Your Official Slytherin Percentage?
You would never be placed in Slytherin. Under any circumstances. Ever.
There's a tiny bit of Slytherin in you, but you never act on it, so it might as well not be there. You would never be placed in Slytherin house.
You have one or two Slytherin traits that you might act on occasionally, but overall, you are not a Slytherin and would not be placed in Slytherin house by the Sorting Hat.
Deep down you have a couple of Slytherin traits, but it is very hard to act on them and you usually don't. You are not a Slytherin.
You have a little morsel of Slytherin in you, and sometimes act on your Slytherin side, but that isn't how you are known for acting. You are not a Slytherin.
You have enough Slytherin in you to get along and be compatible with Slytherins without being judged for it, but you definitely do not belong in Slytherin house.
Most of your friends are probably Slytherins because you get along well with people in that house.
You have a few strong Slytherin traits, but they aren't a huge part of your personality. They definitely shine through sometimes and can help you along the way, but the sorting hat wouldn't place you in Slytherin.
You are not a true Slytherin, but you definitely have some strong Slytherin traits. You would do well in the other houses, but you could potentially do well in Slytherin, too.
You are mostly Slytherin. You have a few defining traits from other houses, but you would be identified as a Slytherin overall.
You're definitely a Slytherin. You have a little bit of room for one or two non-Slytherin character traits, but overall, you're a Slytherin without a doubt.
Yeah, honey... you're a Slytherin. You aren't a pure, 100% Slytherin, but you obviously have most of the characteristics. No one would ever think you were anything else.
You are a pure Slytherin. Not all Slytherins are evil, but I'm pretty sure you are.