I would like to be a ruler.I have a few close friends that I am loyal to.I can be shamelessly mean to people who are not my friends.It's hard to think of anyone I would actually die for.I expect people to do things for me right when I ask them to.I am driven and ambitious.A job in the government sounds better than a job as a teacher.A job as a songwriter would be cool.I enjoy writing poems.I don't like to talk about my feelings.Sometimes I wonder if I even have feelings.I don't like to cry in front of people.I actually enjoy a good cry.I can't show weakness because I don't like when people pity me.I HATE when people pity me.I wish people would appreciate my ideas more.Sometimes people see me as being dumb or underestimate me.It is a huge mistake when people underestimate me.I have been told I am selfish.I think I am selfish.I have been told I am a bad person.I think I am a bad person.I know there is good inside me somewhere.I get called a "bitch" or "mean" a lot.I secretly like when people insult me because I take it as a compliment.I have made a child cry.I have made more than one child cry.I have made more than two children cry.I have made a lot of children cry.I enjoy making children cry.Hurt me once, I'll kill you twice.I am very intelligent.No one thinks I am intelligent.I would choose to be sorted into Slytherin if I had a choice.I am good at getting what I want.I have a talent for manipulating people.I am clever.I think Gryffindors are overrated.I think Hufflepuffs are weak.I think Ravenclaws are know-it-alls.I think Slytherins are amazing.I believe I am a Slytherin.
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