I would like to be a ruler. Check I would like to be a ruler. I have a few close friends that I am loyal to. Check I have a few close friends that I am loyal to. I can be shamelessly mean to people who are not my friends. Check I can be shamelessly mean to people who are not my friends. It's hard to think of anyone I would actually die for. Check It's hard to think of anyone I would actually die for. I expect people to do things for me right when I ask them to. Check I expect people to do things for me right when I ask them to. I am driven and ambitious. Check I am driven and ambitious. A job in the government sounds better than a job as a teacher. Check A job in the government sounds better than a job as a teacher. A job as a songwriter would be cool. Check A job as a songwriter would be cool. I enjoy writing poems. Check I enjoy writing poems. I don't like to talk about my feelings. Check I don't like to talk about my feelings. Sometimes I wonder if I even have feelings. Check Sometimes I wonder if I even have feelings. I don't like to cry in front of people. Check I don't like to cry in front of people. I actually enjoy a good cry. Check I actually enjoy a good cry. I can't show weakness because I don't like when people pity me. Check I can't show weakness because I don't like when people pity me. I HATE when people pity me. Check I HATE when people pity me. I wish people would appreciate my ideas more. Check I wish people would appreciate my ideas more. Sometimes people see me as being dumb or underestimate me. Check Sometimes people see me as being dumb or underestimate me. It is a huge mistake when people underestimate me. Check It is a huge mistake when people underestimate me. I have been told I am selfish. Check I have been told I am selfish. I think I am selfish. Check I think I am selfish. I have been told I am a bad person. Check I have been told I am a bad person. I think I am a bad person. Check I think I am a bad person. I know there is good inside me somewhere. Check I know there is good inside me somewhere. I get called a "bitch" or "mean" a lot. Check I get called a "bitch" or "mean" a lot. I secretly like when people insult me because I take it as a compliment. Check I secretly like when people insult me because I take it as a compliment. I have made a child cry. Check I have made a child cry. I have made more than one child cry. Check I have made more than one child cry. I have made more than two children cry. Check I have made more than two children cry. I have made a lot of children cry. Check I have made a lot of children cry. I enjoy making children cry. Check I enjoy making children cry. Hurt me once, I'll kill you twice. Check Hurt me once, I'll kill you twice. I am very intelligent. Check I am very intelligent. No one thinks I am intelligent. Check No one thinks I am intelligent. I would choose to be sorted into Slytherin if I had a choice. Check I would choose to be sorted into Slytherin if I had a choice. I am good at getting what I want. Check I am good at getting what I want. I have a talent for manipulating people. Check I have a talent for manipulating people. I am clever. Check I am clever. I think Gryffindors are overrated. Check I think Gryffindors are overrated. I think Hufflepuffs are weak. Check I think Hufflepuffs are weak. I think Ravenclaws are know-it-alls. Check I think Ravenclaws are know-it-alls. I think Slytherins are amazing. Check I think Slytherins are amazing. I believe I am a Slytherin. Check I believe I am a Slytherin. Let the sorting begin!
