12 Times Yahoo Answers Anons Had Serious Issues

Someone needs to help these people ASAP.

1. You're totally a witch

Everybody knows that gingerbread men smelling farts are a sign of pure evil

2. What is Ronald McDonald up to now?

When we ordered that happy meal, we didn't ask for the extra sass.

3. Mazel tov!

Got to get those pregnancy vaccines....

4. You'll have to consult the constitution for that one

I'm surprised they know the difference between "your" and "you're..."

5. I believe I can fly....

Next step: visit a doctor.

6. There's too much hate in this world...

I predict that you will be in jail very soon...

7. A new rumor

This question sounds pretty "canta-loopy" to me!

8. Those laxatives might have played a role...

Laxatives go great with a PB&J.

10. You need help. NOW.

30% of people who have golden retrievers have this problem.

11. A new nutritious breakfast

Watch out cheerios.

12. You totally get politics....

"Cause like obama" is very legitimate reasoning.