6 Things You Were Bullied For In School And Why It Doesn't Make Any Sense

Bullying can really hurt a kid's self esteem, and in most cases, change their outlook on life forever. But, honestly, when has an insult delivered by a snot-nosed brat in grade school EVER held any weight? So here's a few things most of us were bullied for, and all the reasons why it still doesn't make any sense.

1.Glasses

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"Geek! You wear glasses! Four eyes!"

Why, yes my very observant fellow. I do indeed wear spectacles. Why exactly is this weird to you? I read a lot. So I have to wear glasses. God forbid I spend my days bettering myself scholastically while you sit at home and jerk off into your last clean sock. And in this day and age, do you know how many cool people wear glasses??

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Johnny Depp. Captain Jack, bitch.

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Yep, that's Charlize Theron. Suck it.

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Clark Kent, A.K.A Superman. A.K.A The Man of Steel. A.K.A Beat-The-Shit-Outta-Your-Sorry-Ass...Man.

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And finally, the one that makes you feel the MOST stupid. He's the mother-fucking Doctor. You JUST learned how to tie your shoes. (That can also apply to most of the bullies on the High School Football Team. Slow your roll, Brock.) You may ask, "Well what are you so busy reading anyway??" The manual to ruining your life. It's REALLY long and the print is tiny. Right now I'm on the chapter where I become your boss, and I make you do all the low-level grunt work for very little money. It's a real page-turner.

2.Acne

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"Eww!! You've got pimples! Why don't you just make like a zit and pop! Freak!"

Dude, seriously?? 85% of the population have acne. (That's a fact, Jack.) Statistically, YOU are the weird one here. Just because you've got perfect skin, you're superior? You may have everything you want in life now, but when you hit 30, you better pick up another skill that makes you valuable other than looking perfect. And how many celebrities have you seen do Proactive commercials??

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"I used to have Acne. Shut yo mouth, before I pay someone to beat the shit outta you."

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"I may not know what tuna is, but say anything about my acne, and I'll titty-slap you."

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"Excuse me while I apply my Proactiv. Then I've got to go outside, where EVERYBODY wants to fuck me."

Bottom line: There's more of us, then there are of you. So shut up before we bleed on you.

3.Braces

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"Brace face! Brace face! Brace face!"

I may have braces now, but in a couple years I'll have the perfect smile. And you'll still be a dip-shit.

4.The Clothes You Wear/Fashion

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"Where'd you get those clothes? The dumpster?!"

Ok, first of all, your insults suck. Nelson from the Simpsons spits better shit than you.

Second of all, we're in grade school. Which means: YOUR MOM BOUGHT YOUR CLOTHES! You don't get to talk smack if you're still banking at the International Bank of Mommy. Plus...

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Bow ties are cool...

5.Being Fat

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"Fatty! You've got tittes! And you're a boy!"

So what if I'm not skinny, or ripped like a jock. I'm fat. YES! I'm fat dammit! Do you even know what that means?? I get to eat food! ALL of it! In my 20s, 30s, and 40s I'm gonna have to keep an eye on what I eat. But until then....

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I can do this!

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And this!!

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Oh, you wanna try a cronut, eh? I think I'll just try them all, then eat a whole box of the one I like the most.

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Twinkies are back. I THINK I'LL EAT A WHOLE BOX....OR 2!!!

I'm gonna enjoy eating while I can. So make fun of my weight while I go through my chubby stage in life....

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...and I'll knock a fool out...

6.Being Weird/Liking Different Things

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"You're weird! You like goth stuff/dungeons and dragons/magic the gathering/comics/anything else that's cool as fuck!!"

Yeah man, I do. And I like it because I like it, and it's awesome. You like what you like, I like what I like.

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Quit being a little Hitler about everything. People can like different stuff. And don't forget....

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THE GEEK SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH!

The Inevitable Future of Bullies

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"Oh no...I made fun of her glasses, acne and braces in high school..."

"And I remember all of that...So tell me...why should I hire you to work for my company??"

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The type of person who bullies, is not usually the type of person that succeeds in life. They could have spent their time studying, mastering a skill or bettering themselves overall. But instead, they made fun of people they thought were beneath them. So a lot of times, they find themselves behind bars at some point in life. Or, even worse....

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...they grow up to be this lady.