Most Comedians are very socially awkward people. It's just in our nature. The way God made us. (Or if you're like most comics, the way "whatever the hell put us on earth that was most definitely NOT God or anything like him" made us.) A lot of times, we would LOVE to talk to you before or after shows. It's great! Or if we meet you for the first time in a social setting, we would LOVE to answer all your questions about comedy. We love it! We could go on for hours! BUT, in that time, people occasionally let one of these gems slip out. If you say any of these things to a Stand-Up Comedian, they hate you. Or if you have ever said any of these things to a Comedian, contact them, and apologize. Here we go.