Do You Know How To Take The Subway Like A Real New Yorker?
You must be a native New Yorker. You know how to ride the train like a total boss. You're amazing and you totally know your stuff. You've got our vote for mayor — now fix the L train.
You're probably not from here — admit it. You can give lost tourists directions and get around, but you're still getting your stuff together. You'll get there. Don't worry, child.
I think it might be time to leave, or at least get a map. You should spend some more time on the train and stop wasting money cabbing it around. Go 'head, get your subway on. You're worth it.