You like sleeping.You like sleeping all day.You like sleeping in weird positions.You like eating.You like eating other people's food.You like eating things that are not supposed to be eaten.Like, you may have eaten a bug once or twice.Or maybe paper.Or even plastic.Literally anything that is not food.You complain when you're hungry.You annoy everyone when you're hungry.You like pushing objects from the table just for fun.You like biting people out of nowhere.You like biting people even when they tell you to stop.And you like scratching them.Ecspecially the ones who are busy with work.You often make weird noises.Like, you are literally purring!You purr mostly when you're relaxed.Or all day. Whatever.Most of the time you are very unpredictable.You can be very nice and sweet.But you can also be a complete asshole.People often think you're cold, bored, or anti-social.Which you are.But around your loved ones you are really caring.You like cuddling.You hate cuddling. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯You're an adorable weirdo.
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You may act weird sometimes, but that's okay. You're just as sane as I am. ;)
You may not be a cat, but if you want to pretend to be one I bet no one would notice.
Wow you are really good at tricking people. Don't worry we can keep a secret.