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Would You Rather: "Orange Is The New Black" Edition

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  1. Would you rather:

    Clean up after the shower pooper for a month?
    Clean up after the shower pooper for a month?
    Or be the shower pooper for a month?
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    Or be the shower pooper for a month?
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Would You Rather: "Orange Is The New Black" Edition

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  1. Clean up after the shower pooper for a month?
     
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    Clean up after the shower pooper for a month?
  2. Or be the shower pooper for a month?
     
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    Or be the shower pooper for a month?
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  1. Would you rather:

    Eat Red's cooking for a year?
    Eat Red's cooking for a year?
    Or Gloria's?
    Via Netflix
    Or Gloria's?
    Via Netflix

Would You Rather: "Orange Is The New Black" Edition

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  1. Eat Red's cooking for a year?
     
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    Eat Red's cooking for a year?
  2. Or Gloria's?
     
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    Or Gloria's?
  1. Would you rather:

    Be Nicky's prison wife?
    Be Nicky's prison wife?
    Or Alex's?
    Via Netflix
    Or Alex's?
    Via Netflix

Would You Rather: "Orange Is The New Black" Edition

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  1. Be Nicky's prison wife?
     
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    Be Nicky's prison wife?
  2. Or Alex's?
     
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    Or Alex's?
  1. Would you rather:

    Be comforted by Crazy Eyes?
    Be comforted by Crazy Eyes?
    Or Pennsatucky?
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    Or Pennsatucky?
    Via Netflix

Would You Rather: "Orange Is The New Black" Edition

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  1. Be comforted by Crazy Eyes?
     
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    Be comforted by Crazy Eyes?
  2. Or Pennsatucky?
     
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    Or Pennsatucky?
  1. Would you rather:

    Be Morello's next obsession?
    Be Morello's next obsession?
    Or Kukudio's?
    Via Netflix
    Or Kukudio's?
    Via Netflix

Would You Rather: "Orange Is The New Black" Edition

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  1. Be Morello's next obsession?
     
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    Be Morello's next obsession?
  2. Or Kukudio's?
     
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    Or Kukudio's?
  1. Would you rather:

    Go to the SHU for a week?
    Go to the SHU for a week?
    Or go to Max for a week (where Stella would also be)?
    Via Netflix
    Or go to Max for a week (where Stella would also be)?
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Would You Rather: "Orange Is The New Black" Edition

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  1. Go to the SHU for a week?
     
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    Go to the SHU for a week?
  2. Or go to Max for a week (where Stella would also be)?
     
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    Or go to Max for a week (where Stella would also be)?
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  1. Would you rather:

    Be best friends with Boo?
    Be best friends with Boo?
    Or Taystee?
    Via Netflix
    Or Taystee?
    Via Netflix

Would You Rather: "Orange Is The New Black" Edition

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  1. Be best friends with Boo?
     
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    Be best friends with Boo?
  2. Or Taystee?
     
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    Or Taystee?
  1. Would you rather:

    Be Lolly's wingperson?
    Be Lolly's wingperson?
    Or Leanne's?
    Via Netflix
    Or Leanne's?
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Would You Rather: "Orange Is The New Black" Edition

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  1. Be Lolly's wingperson?
     
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    Be Lolly's wingperson?
  2. Or Leanne's?
     
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    Or Leanne's?
  1. Would you rather:

    Have a love like Crazy Eyes and Kukudio's?
    Have a love like Crazy Eyes and Kukudio's?
    Daya and Bennett's?
    Daya and Bennett's?
    Nicky and Morello's?
    Nicky and Morello's?
    Or Piper and Stella's?
    Via Netflix
    Or Piper and Stella's?
    Via Netflix

Would You Rather: "Orange Is The New Black" Edition

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  1. Have a love like Crazy Eyes and Kukudio's?
     
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    Have a love like Crazy Eyes and Kukudio's?
  2. Daya and Bennett's?
     
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    Daya and Bennett's?
  3. Nicky and Morello's?
     
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    Nicky and Morello's?
  4. Or Piper and Stella's?
     
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    Or Piper and Stella's?
  1. Would you rather:

    Be Judy King's roommate?
    Be Judy King's roommate?
    Or Black Cindy's?
    Via Netflix
    Or Black Cindy's?
    Via Netflix

Would You Rather: "Orange Is The New Black" Edition

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  1. Be Judy King's roommate?
     
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    Be Judy King's roommate?
  2. Or Black Cindy's?
     
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    Or Black Cindy's?
  1. Would you rather:

    Hook up with Blanca?
    Hook up with Blanca?
    Or Maritza?
    Via Netflix
    Or Maritza?
    Via Netflix

Would You Rather: "Orange Is The New Black" Edition

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  1. Hook up with Blanca?
     
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    Hook up with Blanca?
  2. Or Maritza?
     
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    Or Maritza?
  1. Would you rather:

    Be banned from the TV room?
    Be banned from the TV room?
    Or movie night?
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    Or movie night?
    Via Netflix

Would You Rather: "Orange Is The New Black" Edition

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  1. Be banned from the TV room?
     
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    Be banned from the TV room?
  2. Or movie night?
     
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    Or movie night?
  1. Would you rather:

    Daya shoot?
    Daya shoot?
    Or hold off?
    Via Netflix
    Or hold off?
    Via Netflix

Would You Rather: "Orange Is The New Black" Edition

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  1. Daya shoot?
     
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    Daya shoot?
  2. Or hold off?
     
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    Or hold off?

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