Henry Cavill’s Superman is a natural choice for Spider-man to ensnare in his gay web. The two British hunks may spend a long time peeling off their spandex suits, but we hear Andrew doesn’t wear anything under his.
2. Iron Man
Robert Downey Jr.’s Iron Man is smart, sensitive, and pretty damn hilarious. Besides, how could Garfield’s Spider-Man say no to spending a few nights at Tony Stark’s place in Malibu?
Garfield’s Spidey would take Will Smith’s Hancock anytime, anywhere, anyplace. I’ll be there to console them both during the breakup after Spidey forgets Hancock, like the rest of America. I love you Will Smith.
Honestly, I don’t know what Álex González’s super powers are as Riptide in X-Men, but I think he’d be cute with Spider-Man. Just imagine all the stuff shooting out of their hands.
What’s wrong with a little Spider-Man on Spider-Man action? I think I shot my web already.
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