1. Sergey the Oligarch Via vice.com When you're good to Sergey, Sergey's good to you. 2. This Model She takes in stray cats and Americans all while wearing eight inch stilettos. Me-ow! 3. The synchronized swimming team These ladies would take his mind off being the most wanted man in America. 4. Boris the butcher His heart is as big as his axe. 5. This Babushka You look hungry and pale. Eat her cabbage stew and sunbathe with her in Russia's Boca Raton. 6. This happy drinker Beer mustaches never go out of style. 7. This quiet art museum goer Get some peace and quiet at the Hermitage Museum. Shh! Your sneakers are making too much noise. 8. Happy passport girl What do you mean you can't leave the country? Ok, I'll travel for both of us. 9. President Putin What other country leader are you going to be able to ride horses shirtless with? 10. This bear He'll keep you warm and keep all your secrets.