2. This Model
She takes in stray cats and Americans all while wearing eight inch stilettos. Me-ow!
3. The synchronized swimming team
These ladies would take his mind off being the most wanted man in America.
4. Boris the butcher
His heart is as big as his axe.
5. This Babushka
You look hungry and pale. Eat her cabbage stew and sunbathe with her in Russia’s Boca Raton.
6. This happy drinker
Beer mustaches never go out of style.
7. This quiet art museum goer
Get some peace and quiet at the Hermitage Museum. Shh! Your sneakers are making too much noise.
8. Happy passport girl
What do you mean you can’t leave the country? Ok, I’ll travel for both of us.
9. President Putin
What other country leader are you going to be able to ride horses shirtless with?
10. This bear
He’ll keep you warm and keep all your secrets.