mrswearword

MrSwearword

I'm into dudes; big fucking whoop

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MrSwearword commented on 32 Faces You'll Recognize If You've Ever Had Anal Sex With A Penis
"But then your Poohty hole starts liking those deep G-forces — it’s fun again! YAY!!!" What in the actual fuck
3/20/2017
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MrSwearword commented on Which Beyoncé Era Are You?
Me three
12/27/2016
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MrSwearword commented on Which Beyoncé Era Are You?
You got: B’Day Era You like to hold on to your roots, and you’re not afraid to get things done all on your own. You know what you want and you strive for it. No one will get in your way!
12/27/2016
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MrSwearword commented on Gay Men, Tell Us About The First Time You Had Sex With A Man
March 8th, 2013 at the age of 22 in college; spring break began as intro to sociology was released early and I ended up texting my ex boyfriend [who I was still friendly with at the time] who would clock out from his job around the time I text him [1:30-2:00, rough estimate]. After…
9/6/2016
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MrSwearword commented on Answer These Questions And We'll Tell You Your Pokémon Porn Star Name
You got: Lickitung You’re all about the foreplay. You know how important it is, and you’ve put in the time to perfect your technique. You see those people who can tie a cherry stem into a knot with their tongues and think, “Amateurs.” With this tongue, I shall toss salad and hope…
7/16/2016
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MrSwearword commented on What Are The Most Cringeworthy Movie Quotes Of All Time?
THIS IS BOWLSHIT! I DIID NAAHT HIT HER! I DIID NAAHT! OH HAIII MARK!
5/12/2016
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MrSwearword commented on Chris Evans' Version Of Masculinity Is What We Want Right Now
Not Another Teen Movie introduced me to Chris Evans and his ASSets as an actor. Also, he doesn't read as a douchebag which is so nice.
5/7/2016
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MrSwearword commented on Adele Told Everyone At Her Concert That Mariah Carey Should "Be In The Bible"
From the book of SHADE-rinthians Ch. 1, Ver. 1-4: "And the Shepard said unto her lambs 'Don't know...don't know what she sing; I didn't know she sang, I thought she rapped Or whatever." From 2nd SCALP-olonians, Ch. 7, Ver. 3-5 "And the Shepard said to the lesser, 'O! Darling, darling,…
3/29/2016
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MrSwearword commented on Ariana Grande Just Released A New Version Of "Dangerous Woman" And Damn
Her singing was really good even if at some points her enunciation of "Dangerous Woman" became "Dane-jurous Womehh" or "Dane-jurous Wommis" depending on how she was nearly rushed to "somethin' bout". Other than that, she's a goddamn talent and a half.
3/21/2016
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MrSwearword commented on Do You Know Which Song Was A Billboard #1 Hit?
"You got 7 out of 7 right! You did better than 100% of those who took this quiz! Definitely a chart expert Expect a call from Billboard soon because you’re clearly paying attention to their charts." Just for posterity... -Beyonce has had only 5 no. 1s on the Hot 100; her last being…
3/14/2016
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