All right, I feel like I should set this up by stating that for me, a straight male, Brad Pitt in Fight Club is the epitome of man hotness. Followed closely by Tyrese Gibson and Hugh Jackman — both of whom are living proof that we are not all created equal.
Also, Tom Daley is a child and Ryan Lochte is goofy looking. And that's all I have to say about that. So let's get started. — Logan
2. Tom Brady
3. Matt Kemp
4. Derek Jeter
5. Thom Evans (a retired rugby star)
6. Fredrik Ljungberg
7. Andy Roddick
8. David Oliver
9. Cristiano Ronaldo
10. Reggie Bush
11. Kelly Slater
Kelly Slater (with hair)
Closing thoughts:
L: I'm very secure in my manhood and this list.
M: I'm also secure in my manhood and SO IS TOM DALEY SO YOU SHOULD HAVE PUT HIM ON THIS LIST.