1. Their hands are never clean.
That #Awkward moment when your daughter wants to hold your face & give you kisses & you realize she has glue on her hands...#ParentProblems
2. They have no respect for boundaries.
Privacy? Never heard of it 😂 #parentproblems
3. They never want to sleep.
If a toddler refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest? #parentproblems
4. Seriously never.
Yep. #ParentProblems
5. When they do sleep, it's at the absolute worst possible time.
Sitting in the van at my inlaws doing #gradschool work so my son can continue his nap. #parentproblems @akrseggerman
6. They have horrible taste in television.
I sat down in my chair and turned the TV on, 10 minutes later I realized I was watching Team Unizoomi. #parentproblems
7. And music.
Singing along to a song on my @Spotify then realise it's a theme song to a crappy American Disney channel program! #shameful #parentproblems
8. THIS.
Parents of very young boys can feel my pain right now 😬😤 #aregirlsjustasbad #parentproblems #lookslikewewereburgled
9. They fall hard.
Jason's too infatuated with his stuffed pig toy to sleep. #parentproblems
10. They dress themselves terribly.
This kid fights me tooth and nail putting his real tie on, goes and gets his own tie... #parentproblems
11. They ask questions.
Calls & texts from sons religion teacher. #FacePalm son has reached age of reason I guess. #CatholicProblems #ParentProblems
12. They want to play with your stuff.
This is the aftermath of giving a 7 year old eye liner @abbyLFR #ParentProblems
13. They put food in weird places.
Actual phrase uttered in our house this weekend: "Now we have to get the cake out of your penis." #parentproblems
14. They love mornings.
7.45am on a Saturday morning&I've already done 2 loads of washing. What has my life turned into #parentproblems
15. They're freaking expensive.
Having children is expensive!!! Don't do unless you can afford it!! Paying this just made me 😷😷😷😷 #parentproblems
16. Frozen.
#parentproblems - how hard it is not to sing along to let it go when the 3yo has decreed we are listening in silence.
17. They're slow.
#parentproblems #imawaitthisoneout #youretakingforever
18. They're shitty travelers.
Son treated us to the toddler trifecta on the plane ride home: Crying. Screaming. Puking. #LongestThreeHoursOfMyLife #ParentProblems
19. They ask for help with stuff you don't know the answers to.
For anyone who has a 3rd grader, you know, there is no longer one path or one right answer. #newmath #parentproblems
20. They wake up so easily.
Darth Daddy #jokeoftheday #darthvader #parentproblems #PowComics
21. They wake you up.
I love when Mini Me comes in at midnight and tells me she can't sleep. I WAS sleeping until she came in. #parentproblems
22. They're on to you.
Put a nanny cam in my one-and-a-half-year-old's room. She keeps waving at it. Don't know if I should be proud or concerned. #parentproblems
23. Earworms.
Is there anything more annoying than having the Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood theme song stuck in your head at 12:30am?! #parentproblems
24. They don't care about your credentials.
4 years ago I got a Masters degree. Today my daughter threw up and I can't find it. #parenting #parentproblems
25. They know you can't stay mad at them.
Feeling like a zombie. #sleepdebt #parentproblems #parenthoodprep