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This Is Why Parents Are Totally Allowed To Confiscate Candy

Like when your kid goes as a bat and wants to be carried around upside down all night.

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Halloween is NOT all sunshine and roses for parents.

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Oh, you don't believe me? You think it's just about Jimmy Kimmel making children cry?

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No. It is a reckoning of epic proportions.

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Instagrammer Ilana Wiles has captured the struggle perfectly with her @averageparentproblems account:

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Oh, you didn't want to throw your back out? Too bad.

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That sound you hear is a $29 Thor hammer hitting the floor.

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Because your kid is not here for Halloween cuteness.

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If we're being honest, they're here for meltdowns, complaining about walking, and candy.