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Do Not Even Open This Post If You Aren't Fluent In Valley Girl

No, literally, apparently no one else can understand us.

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2. Thanks to the fucking Kardashians, people associate your accent with a tragic piece of pop culture...


...When actually, you're just from Calabasas, or Northridge, or Huntington Beach, or whatever.


5. It's super annoying when people try to imitate you because they never put their "likes" in the right place.


"Oh, like, my god, you're a total valley like, girl."

There's a method to this madness, and you're butchering it, tbh.


15. Oh, and you can obviously tell when someone is just smiling and nodding because they didn't understand what you said. You just smile and nod back because fuck 'em, amIright?