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19 Things Only People Who Have Given Birth Will Understand

You're so crafty you make humans.

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3. Like, OMG can we talk about mucus plugs? Did you even know that was a thing before you were pregnant?

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No, of course you didn't. No teenager would ever get pregnant if they knew about mucus plugs in advance.

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12. People start talking about your body like it's public domain.

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"Thanks for asking. My cervix is currently measuring at five centimeters and my baby could tumble out at any moment — now let's discuss the circumference of your urethra."

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