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Parents

You DO have a therapy fund for them, right?

Pick Some Lies To Tell Your Kid And We'll Tell You How Bad You're Fucking Them Up

Pun yes intended – obviously – how could I not.

  
Your toddler gets a boner (happens) and wants to know what's up. Your response?

Your 7-year-old wakes up and wants to know why you and your spouse are naked in the living room.

You're coming up with a plan to cut down on that dreaded SCREEN TIME.  
Is it:

Your carpool introduced your kid to your least favorite station. Your damage control looks like:

Now your kid wants to know what it means when Ed Sheeran sings "I'm in love with your body."

You could always try to fib more believably so they don't have a glass-shattering moment of realization that everything they knew was a lie. Oh, and make sure to contribute to that therapy fund on the reg.

Mmmmm...your kids are gonna be pretty fucked up

You've got a good balance going of keeping the trust intact while expertly avoiding conversations you aren't ready to have with your 4-year-old. Still, they're being raised by millennials in the digital age, so drop a few quarters in that therapy fund.

Congrats! You might be raising a functional human being

You're doing an amazing job teaching your kids about life, but also, do they really need to know what a hot carl is? And remember, kids repeat things at inconvenient moments with total abandon.

Lighten up, George Washington

You're like the vanilla ice cream of liars. You keep your shit tight and believable, so your kid will be hard-pressed to dig any doozies out in therapy and probably stop going after two sessions. Good show!

Not bad, not bad

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Pick Some Lies To Tell Your Kid And We'll Tell You How Bad You're Fucking Them Up

Y'all ready for this? Get your fire extinguishers ready and let's jump in.

Pick Some Lies To Tell Your Kid And We'll Tell You How Bad You're Fucking Them Up

Y'all ready for this? Get your fire extinguishers ready and let's jump in.

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