Parents·Posted on Aug 4, 201621 Real AF Truths About Moms Who Love WineA nice Malbec pairs great with Cheese Nips.by by Morgan ShanahanBuzzFeed Staff, by Krista TorresBuzzFeed Staff 1. You can hear someone opening a bottle of wine from three rooms away. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF E! Pavlov's moms. 2. The cards your kids make you at school refer to wine so often you're pretty sure the teacher is judging you. Facebook: mommyloveswine Whatever. You saw her bidding on that vintage cab at the school's silent auction. 3. You don't believe for a second that stainless steel temperature controlled bottles were meant for water. Instagram: @littlelambbigchicken 4. You've considered giving up wine for New Years, but decided that giving up water would be easier. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF BuzzFeed 5. You know that fancy glasses are for people who love to do dishes. Instagram: @shannonlynch09 And don't drink very much wine, tbh. 6. You know that buying a case now just means fewer trips to the grocery store later. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF TV Land You're pretty much a time management genius. 7. You've been known to have a glass in the shower. Instagram: @mattystephen3 What? It's basically the same as champagne in a bubble bath. 8. You know which wines pair best with which leftover kid snacks. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF United Artists Goldfish crackers and Cheez-its go with Malbec. String cheese is clearly meant to be paired with white. 9. Wine also pairs well with bread crusts your children won't eat. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF HBO 10. You have at least one t-shirt that references wine. Miranda Wicker / Via facebook.com Less whine, more WINE, amiright? 11. You wait for 5pm to hit like a kindergartener waits for the school bell. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF TBS 12. Then you go to pour a glass and the bottle is empty. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Bravo OH THE HUMANITY. 13. You've also taken to freezing grapes to chill your white wine without watering it down. Instagram: @ndngirl83 #LIFEHACK, bitches. 14. You know that wine in a box is still wine and that's a win. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF NBC 15. When you hear a parent say, "I need a bottle" you never know if they are referring to a bottle of wine or a baby bottle. Instagram: @createmepink 16. You have no problem drinking your wine out of your child's favorite cup. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Melanie Martinez 17. You know that wine freezes and makes a great slushie. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF FOX Sometimes you add fruit. Then it's practically a green smoothie. 18. Your kids can always tell when you've been drinking the reds. Instagram: @ifwordsdonthurt Mommy, your teeth are purple again. 19. Spilling wine is the equivalent of your baby puking up hard-earned breast milk. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF HBO 20. Stains on clothes at your home are either: poop, barf or wine. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Fox 21. Wine is a great meal replacement. Instagram: @annatalese Wine diets are the best diets.