1.
You can hear someone opening a bottle of wine from three rooms away.
2.
The cards your kids make you at school refer to wine so often you're pretty sure the teacher is judging you.
3.
You don't believe for a second that stainless steel temperature controlled bottles were meant for water.
4.
You've considered giving up wine for New Years, but decided that giving up water would be easier.
5.
You know that fancy glasses are for people who love to do dishes.
6.
You know that buying a case now just means fewer trips to the grocery store later.
7.
You've been known to have a glass in the shower.
8.
You know which wines pair best with which leftover kid snacks.
9.
Wine also pairs well with bread crusts your children won't eat.
10.
You have at least one t-shirt that references wine.
11.
You wait for 5pm to hit like a kindergartener waits for the school bell.
12.
Then you go to pour a glass and the bottle is empty.
13.
You've also taken to freezing grapes to chill your white wine without watering it down.
14.
You know that wine in a box is still wine and that's a win.
15.
When you hear a parent say, "I need a bottle" you never know if they are referring to a bottle of wine or a baby bottle.
16.
You have no problem drinking your wine out of your child's favorite cup.
17.
You know that wine freezes and makes a great slushie.
18.
Your kids can always tell when you've been drinking the reds.
19.
Spilling wine is the equivalent of your baby puking up hard-earned breast milk.
20.
Stains on clothes at your home are either: poop, barf or wine.
21.
Wine is a great meal replacement.
