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21 Real AF Truths About Moms Who Love Wine

A nice Malbec pairs great with Cheese Nips.

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1. You can hear someone opening a bottle of wine from three rooms away.

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Pavlov's moms.

2. The cards your kids make you at school refer to wine so often you're pretty sure the teacher is judging you.

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Whatever. You saw her bidding on that vintage cab at the school's silent auction.

3. You don't believe for a second that stainless steel temperature controlled bottles were meant for water.

4. You've considered giving up wine for New Years, but decided that giving up water would be easier.

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5. You know that fancy glasses are for people who love to do dishes.

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And don't drink very much wine, tbh.

6. You know that buying a case now just means fewer trips to the grocery store later.

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You're pretty much a time management genius.

7. You've been known to have a glass in the shower.

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What? It's basically the same as champagne in a bubble bath.

8. You know which wines pair best with which leftover kid snacks.

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Goldfish crackers and Cheez-its go with Malbec. String cheese is clearly meant to be paired with white.

9. Wine also pairs well with bread crusts your children won't eat.

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10. You have at least one t-shirt that references wine.

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Less whine, more WINE, amiright?

11. You wait for 5pm to hit like a kindergartener waits for the school bell.

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12. Then you go to pour a glass and the bottle is empty.

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OH THE HUMANITY.

13. You've also taken to freezing grapes to chill your white wine without watering it down.

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#LIFEHACK, bitches.

14. You know that wine in a box is still wine and that's a win.

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15. When you hear a parent say, "I need a bottle" you never know if they are referring to a bottle of wine or a baby bottle.

16. You have no problem drinking your wine out of your child's favorite cup.

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17. You know that wine freezes and makes a great slushie.

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Sometimes you add fruit. Then it's practically a green smoothie.

18. Your kids can always tell when you've been drinking the reds.

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Mommy, your teeth are purple again.

19. Spilling wine is the equivalent of your baby puking up hard-earned breast milk.

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20. Stains on clothes at your home are either: poop, barf or wine.

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21. Wine is a great meal replacement.

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Wine diets are the best diets.

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