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    Updated on Dec 15, 2018. Posted on Jan 11, 2018

    Twitter's Idea Of What A Black Hogwarts Would Be Like Is So Funny You'll Scream

    "I pull up at the Hall VIP, broomstick on E, but Butterbeers on me."

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    First Day out of Azkaban #BlackHogwarts

    Twitter: @jimward3000

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    The portraits in Hogwarts be like #BlackHogwarts

    Twitter: @PUSHABRI

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    When your mama sends you a howler : #BlackHogwarts

    Twitter: @Habiba__Ogah

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    Hello, I'm Professor Annalise Keating. This is Auror Law 101 or as I prefer to call it "How to Get Away With Magic"… https://t.co/P1u95QsOqu

    Twitter: @Negreauxdamus

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    Sorting durag: "you bougie, ignorant, and pettty....... SLYTHERIN" #BlackHogwarts Me:

    Twitter: @JbooggyJosiah

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    Watching Harry and nem get rewarded for breaking all kinds of rules/laws while ya boy serving 5 - 10 in Azkaban for… https://t.co/yuv49kurwU

    Twitter: @BJynx

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    Eye of rabbit, lets get tipsy , turn this water into Hennessy #BlackHogwarts

    Twitter: @BrokenRev

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    Me messing up in potions class #BlackHogwarts

    Twitter: @stevetoosmoov

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    Me: Can I go to Hogsmeade? Mom: You got Hogsmeade money? Me: #BlackHogwarts

    Twitter: @gaymerchik

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    Light muggle Dark muggle Faux muggle Real muggle Rich muggle Poor muggle House muggle Field muggle ...still mugg… https://t.co/xTUcAvnP6L

    Twitter: @jimward3000

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    Me when a regular Hogwarts man tries to speak to me knowing I only mess with Durmstrang men #BlackHogwarts

    Twitter: @shaffiec

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    When you on scholarship so you can't afford an owl #BlackHogwarts

    Twitter: @miss_shrleen

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    #BlackHogwarts when Professor Quirrel took the scarf off of his head and turned around...

    Twitter: @Wulf_Bradley

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    Welcome to Advanced Transfiguration, second years. #BlackHogwarts

    Twitter: @fantasticboyage

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    When Dementors waiting on the block for you #BlackHogwarts

    Twitter: @nytbk

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    We made sure Dumbledore went out in style #BlackHogwarts

    Twitter: @SierraDenae_

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    🗣I don't care WHAT they doin at Hogwarts. You MY child! #BlackHogwarts

    Twitter: @CousinsWatchTV

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    Biggie, Pac, Aaliyah, Left Eye & Bob Marley Are The Coolest Ghosts To Roam The Halls. Don't @ Me. #BlackHogwarts

    Twitter: @_gyptianking

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    Twitter: @bekazau

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    The halftime shows at the quidditch matches be too lit #BlackHogwarts

    Twitter: @ANSTYLEdotCOM

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    My patronus is these hands #BlackHogwarts

    Twitter: @KingAl3xandria

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    How girls be showing up to the first day of class after being sorted into Gryffindor #BlackHogwarts

    Twitter: @ANSTYLEdotCOM

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    Twitter: @JazzyJnycFinest

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    Look who was hiding in the chamber of secrets #BlackHogwarts

    Twitter: @JazzyJnycFinest

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    Rick Ross is definitely hagrid at #BlackHogwarts

    Twitter: @lord_knows1914

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    When you catch the homie having secret meetings with Lord Voldemort #BlackHogwarts

    Twitter: @KRVNZ

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    Twitter: @DreadzNFreckles

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    Draco: Mudbloods shouldn't be here at Hogwarts. Hermione: #BlackHogwarts

    Twitter: @generalsz21

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    Yoooo imagine Swag Surfin in the Great Hall after Ravenclaw wins the House Cup! #BlackHogwarts

    Twitter: @Bruce_Cares

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    Me when Dolores Umbridge made me write those lines after class and my mama came up to the school to drag.… https://t.co/FV2NmQPn99

    Twitter: @xMurderCWrote

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    “Girl, I know the real reason they call her Moaning Myrtle” #BlackHogwarts

    Twitter: @Jaypee_Toomuch

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    Me after stealing potions for my DIY deep treatment masks from Professor Slughorn class #BlackHogwarts

    Twitter: @go_gina_go_gina

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    When professor Snape tries to skip over slavery in your history of Muggles class #BlackHogwarts

    Twitter: @MrMarcus260

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    When you find the real reason why the Forbidden Forest is off limits to students #BlackHogwarts

    Twitter: @MochaLani

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    Dueling classes looking alot like this...#BlackHogwarts

    Twitter: @TChalla_Fett

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    Fred and George Weasley #BlackHogwarts

    Twitter: @Habiba__Ogah

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    I pull up at the Hall VIP, broomstick on E, but Butterbeers on me #BlackHogwarts

    Twitter: @pawpawwillis

    J. K. Rowling, I hope you're seeing this, because these are pure cinematic gold!!

    UPDATE: J.K. Rowling HAS seen the tweets and she LOVES them!!

    Seeing them and loving them. #BlackHogwarts https://t.co/UZTVwmh7Uy

    Twitter: @jk_rowling

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