1. When you don't mind playing favorites:
Me at a family event waiting for my favourite cousin to show up
2. When you like what you like:
me at the gas station:
3. When texting isn't your strong suit.
Me finally texting “my bad I knocked out 😝😝😭” at 5:43pm the next day.
4. When you've been waiting to hear these four words your entire life:
Me: Damn you getting thick Her:
5. When you got time today
Me when I’m crossing the street and a car acts like they not gonna stop
6. When your definition of staying up late changes:
7. When you can't even:
me after the smallest inconvenience
8. When Netflix knows damn well you have nothing else to do:
Netflix: Are You Still There? Me:...
9. When you still take cooties very seriously:
When someone you're not that close with wants to try your drink and uses your straw...
10. When you can't hang like you used to:
Friends at 2am: Let’s hit up another spot! Me:
11. When you make time for the important things:
*lecture starts at 9 AM & ends at 9:50* *me at 9:43*
12. When a little money goes a long way:
13. When you text your significant other:
Her: *sends paragraph with multiple questions* My thought process:
14. When wasting time is your best attribute:
"How's studying for finals going?"
15. When you suddenly begin to rethink your life choices:
"What's the craziest thing you've ever done for money?" Me:
16. When you mean what you type:
whenever yall see me type "hehehe" this what i mean
17. When you have to use your own money for things:
when i click “submit payment”
18. When your BFF supports you, bullshit and all:
me calling my best friend after doing something i know i shouldn’t have
19. When you keep making the same mistake, but don't understand what you're doing wrong:
me: i'm never texting him again. him: hey me: *replies in 5 seconds* him: *leaves me on read* me:
20. When you get what you ask for, but...not quite:
when you was pressed for warm weather but forgot about how hot your room is at night
21. When shit gets real:
when men have a cold vs when women are on their deathbeds
22. When you take a trip to the dark side and never come back:
me choosing my outfit everyday
23. When it's time to call bae:
when you waiting for bae to answer your facetime call
24. When you discover the real reason you were born with two hands:
Me at any bar all the time always
25. When something touches your soul unexpectedly:
locals when they find a "live laugh love" mason jar in the tj maxx clearance bin
26. When it's dogs over everything:
LET YOUR DOG STOP AND SMELL THINGS ON HIS WALK
27. When you'd do anything to get ahead in your career:
When you lie on your resume and still get the job.
28. When you're forced to love something you never asked for:
