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Me watching my husband cook a bomb 4-course meal while I stand there with my spatchy-spatch ready to stir something
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you tellin me a shrimp fried this rice
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I told my bf I wanted to get a Brazilian wax this man said “you should get like a fade down there” I——
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Me when I get cuffed and look back on my hoe days
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ok ok hear me out........... shazam but for perfume
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This is Toffi. She tried her best and that’s all we can ask for. 12/10 and the couch is cancelled
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I’ve been laughing way too hard at this video
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i'm telling my kids this was charlie's angels
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Why is my child like this? lol
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why do small dogs become evil crackheads when they get a bone🥴
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Flight attendant: Is there a doctor on this flight? Dad: *nudging me* that should've been you Me: Not now Dad Dad: Not asking for a cinematographer to help, are they? Me: Dad, there's a medical emergency happening right now Dad: Go and see if “moody lighting" helps
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“Is buttcheeks one word or should I spread them apart?”
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How my mama be looking when I hit the back of her heel with that basket https://t.co/zulKbEkEIh
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If you ever needed birth control... here... here it is 🤦🏾♂️
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this is probably the best tik tok i’ve seen
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i thought these were synchronised swimmers wtf https://t.co/Sj86MFUGcI
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last year, i went on a date with a dude and when i told him i was reading Animal Farm again, he laughed obnoxiously for an entire minute and said i was too old to be reading children’s books. i think about that a lot. ...i wonder if he’s still an idiot.
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She FaceTimed the wrong “Daddy” LMFAOOOO😂
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So I posted this on my IG story and here comes my grandma being a menace 💀
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My girl waiting to be introduced to the other girl who just hugged me
21.
adulting is cleaning your room before a trip and being so satisfied walking in the door when you return.
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Kids are mini crackheads
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Its been 3 years my child still mad cause he didnt ask to be here 😂😂😂😂😂
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He didn't even mention a date 😭😭😭
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Watching someone behind you move to a newly opened check out line before you do.
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Whoever put these together , thank you because I’m fckn screaming 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀
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Dude is very calm.
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He double cup the McDonald’s sprite https://t.co/KrZz8yGu06
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here’s something trippy for your night lol
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Im screaming https://t.co/tXrffgrLbU
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Don't worry mate I got it
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I told my lil cousin save my seat at church i come back an see this shit🤦🏽♂️