25 Funny Christmas Tweets To Put You In The Holiday Mood

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    Happy holidays, everyone! We hope these Christmas tweets put a smile on your face!

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    We don’t have a christmas tree so we use danny devito

    Twitter: @panoparker

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    Kitty's first Christmas..🐈🐾🎄😅

    Twitter: @Yoda4ever

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    Twitter: @SpookyGothLoser

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    Police dog gets a Christmas toy.. Just pure happiness.. 😊

    Twitter: @buitengebieden

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    I suck at Christmas shopping I’ll be like “ooooh this is so cute… for me“ 🤭

    Twitter: @nanisxo

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    Rudolph running late for Christmas.. 😂

    Twitter: @buitengebieden

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    Christmas literally 10 days away and the only thing i got is the thought that counts. 😭

    Twitter: @akthegemini

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    I saw a girl on tiktok say that she didn’t buy anyone presents this year but instead just bought herself all the things she wanted and— that makes so much more sense

    Twitter: @_goldraven

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    My mama sends text like. "I’m going home on Tuesday 🕊️” When I ask why she use that emoji she said "It’s for Christmas” 😩 Girl, no it is not

    Twitter: @ChiefICandy

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    19 years ago today, ashton kutcher punk'd beyoncé by making her destroy a christmas tree at a kid's fundraiser

    MTV / Twitter: @notgwendalupe

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    Such a cute ornament! 🤣🎄😺 #Cats #ChristmasTree

    Twitter: @ColeTheBlackCat

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    dog: [brings sticks inside] me: no that belongs outside me, at Christmas time: [brings entire tree inside] dog: what the actual shit is this

    Twitter: @dadmann_walking

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    how tight my christmas budget is this year.

    Twitter: @highoffness

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    ur really gonna act like that? when santa claus is literally coming to town

    Twitter: @whotfisjovana

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    ESPN / Twitter: @DaveMcNamee3000

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    my husband was trying to talk about Shrek but he couldn’t remember Shrek’s name (Shrek) so he called him “summertime grinch”

    Twitter: @blaireerskine

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    Twitter: @Jameca2011

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    I’m fully a Grinch sympathizer. That entire town bullied him literally his entire life!! He was in his villain era for good reason!

    Twitter: @witti_indi

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    How much does it cost for Santa to park his sleigh??? NOTHING. It’s on the house

    Twitter: @iamMandyV

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    This is how the deers be walking in the stop motion Rudolph https://t.co/YUuWBhwwHf

    Twitter: @CLOWNSKISS

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    he’s making a list? and he’s checking it twice? santa claus is neurodivergent confirmed

    Twitter: @taylorgarron

    22.

    You’ve heard of Elf on a Shelf but…

    Twitter: @thehouseofpod

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    Walt Disney Television / Twitter: @gabebergado

    24.

    When all those pending transactions from over the holiday hit on Tuesday morning

    TNT / Twitter: @Phil_Lewis_

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    on my Rudolph shit today (red nose, widely regarded as inadequate by my peers)

    Twitter: @hannahlouisef