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Calories don’t count on your period. You’re losing enough blood to make up for the cake for breakfast. It’s science read a book
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when you wake up in a good mood, excited for the day, then life hits you out of nowhere.
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What would we do without dogs 🤣
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“a bachelors degree will open new doors for you” the new doors:
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Me buying more skincare with tons of half used skincare at home because it didn’t give me the skin I wanted after 48 hours of use
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Facebook is really a 3rd world country yo
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You ever seen someone look so guilty before?
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Me, rolling up to my therapist’s office
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Y’all I have been laughing about this for days 😂
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me: alright I need to clean, study and be productive when I get home also me when I get home:
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I just want... one day, where mfs ain’t on some next shit
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Me reading positive post from toxic ass people
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*gasolina starts playing* friends: pls don’t do- me:
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Me: lose the attitude or leave Her:
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When I’m looking a mess & my friend tries to record me to put on their Snapchat
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when you want a snack but your parents are in the kitchen getting divorced https://t.co/Nluww3AKqB
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this is me before I even get the joke out https://t.co/RlqA9UgDBY
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how i think i walk in public with my headphones on vs how i actually walk
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Sitting in library acting like I didn’t just reread the same sentence 44643 times
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Me: I’m going to start eating healthy Also me: treat yourself one last time, you deserve it https://t.co/o5dav4g36q
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I walked by a group of guys smoking in the park and I heard “but she got no ass” so now I’m gonna call the police
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no one: not a single soul: black men:
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Lol boy them mfs be tucked under the carpet https://t.co/NLHk4l6WYq
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Me doing both Estelle and Kanye’s parts in American boy https://t.co/pikWDJUcLe
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guys in every girls dms:
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Lawyer : did your boyfriend commit the crime? Girlfriend : honey he can’t even commit to this relationship Entire jury: OH SNAP
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Boys will always be boys no matter how old we turn. Watch this wife reaction to her husband blowing himself 🤣🤣🤣
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Someone said he looks like Stanley off The Office and I cannot I repeat I CANNOT stop laughing https://t.co/dK8YsFzWG5
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me: babe are you mad? her: no me: let’s see a smile then her:
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No one: Not a soul: A small child after you tell them to not do something because they could get hurt:
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Dunno why I’m laughing 😂 this the cutest thing I’ve seen on the internet.
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me trying to make my toxic boyfriend look good to my friends https://t.co/koxQxuyWbE
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The perfect video does not exi—
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This is definitely an affair scene
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Nobody: Not a single person: Sorority girls when they find out who their big is:
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I’m dead
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When you're arguing with your friend and they say something kinda true
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Me walking out of my Brazilian wax appointment like I wasn’t just screaming for dear life five minutes ago
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me going to sleep thinking about food i’m going to eat the next day