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    Updated on Oct 5, 2019. Posted on Oct 2, 2019

    If This Week Is Dragging, These 39 Hilarious Tweets Will Make It Suck A Little Less

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    Calories don’t count on your period. You’re losing enough blood to make up for the cake for breakfast. It’s science read a book

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    when you wake up in a good mood, excited for the day, then life hits you out of nowhere.

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    What would we do without dogs 🤣

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    “a bachelors degree will open new doors for you” the new doors:

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    Me buying more skincare with tons of half used skincare at home because it didn’t give me the skin I wanted after 48 hours of use

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    You ever seen someone look so guilty before?

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    Me, rolling up to my therapist’s office

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    Y’all I have been laughing about this for days 😂

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    me: alright I need to clean, study and be productive when I get home also me when I get home:

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    I just want... one day, where mfs ain’t on some next shit

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    Me reading positive post from toxic ass people

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    *gasolina starts playing* friends: pls don’t do- me:

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    Me: lose the attitude or leave Her:

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    When I’m looking a mess & my friend tries to record me to put on their Snapchat

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    when you want a snack but your parents are in the kitchen getting divorced https://t.co/Nluww3AKqB

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    this is me before I even get the joke out https://t.co/RlqA9UgDBY

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    how i think i walk in public with my headphones on vs how i actually walk

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    Sitting in library acting like I didn’t just reread the same sentence 44643 times

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    Me: I’m going to start eating healthy Also me: treat yourself one last time, you deserve it https://t.co/o5dav4g36q

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    I walked by a group of guys smoking in the park and I heard “but she got no ass” so now I’m gonna call the police

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    no one: not a single soul: black men:

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    Lol boy them mfs be tucked under the carpet https://t.co/NLHk4l6WYq

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    Me doing both Estelle and Kanye’s parts in American boy https://t.co/pikWDJUcLe

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    Lawyer : did your boyfriend commit the crime? Girlfriend : honey he can’t even commit to this relationship Entire jury: OH SNAP

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    Boys will always be boys no matter how old we turn. Watch this wife reaction to her husband blowing himself 🤣🤣🤣

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    Someone said he looks like Stanley off The Office and I cannot I repeat I CANNOT stop laughing https://t.co/dK8YsFzWG5

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    me: babe are you mad? her: no me: let’s see a smile then her:

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    No one: Not a soul: A small child after you tell them to not do something because they could get hurt:

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    Dunno why I’m laughing 😂 this the cutest thing I’ve seen on the internet.

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    me trying to make my toxic boyfriend look good to my friends https://t.co/koxQxuyWbE

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    This is definitely an affair scene

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    Nobody: Not a single person: Sorority girls when they find out who their big is:

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    When you're arguing with your friend and they say something kinda true

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    Me walking out of my Brazilian wax appointment like I wasn’t just screaming for dear life five minutes ago

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    me going to sleep thinking about food i’m going to eat the next day

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