Welcome back to another weekly roundup of funny and heartwarming tweets. Whether you're in need of a smile or just looking to pass the time, these great tweets are for you:
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????? Girl WE’RE the cast this season https://t.co/lZKSl7aVNt
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the creativity, so cuteeee. even the song playing n’awwww 🥺
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A male friend told me I should be writing five hours a day on top of my full-time job like he does, and I now have a fair idea of how much of the laundry, cleaning, cooking, and dishes his wife does
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He’s not wrong 😆
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Waiter: how’s everything? Us with our mouths full:
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❤️🥺
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just took my pug on the subway in a tote bag. he delicately licked the elbow of the woman standing in front of me, who then let out easily the most blood-curdling scream i have ever heard in my life
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Batman: NOW TALK Dude who picked up a security job to feed his kids:
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no i know nobody who owns a borzoi does drugs cuz if i was walking around my house high and saw this my consciousness would crumple
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when a pretty girl calls me pretty:
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7 year old me thinking the moon is following me everywhere i go
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The way I just CACKLED
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My fall plans The delta variant
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Me at the Lorde tour I bought tickets for before I heard the album
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Goofiest shit I ever did while I was high
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Henry met a friend today I can’t cope
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Her: Who's your favourite literary vampire? Me: The one in Sesame Street Her: He doesn't count Me: I can assure you that he does
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being a human rules. i can look up at a beautiful starry night sky and know just enough about what I'm seeing to experience panic