Whether you're having a bad day, week, month, or even year, we hope these tweets will put a smile on your face:
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me reading twitter like it’s the morning paper
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bank account: $1400 me at the crystal shop: bring me the infinity stones
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Me clicking “leave meeting” while everybody saying bye
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https://t.co/hW7409Epdf
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What you see vs What I see
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Me arriving anywhere cause I have main character syndrome:
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I’m at the age where checking Gmail is part of my social media routine
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When you see a tweet that’s just a little funny.
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serotonin boost, anyone? 🥺
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me while my phone is on dnd https://t.co/KAxIbK12S3
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That stupid walk you do when someone’s mopping a floor and you know you’re gonna walk over it but you want them to see how sorry you are to be walking over it so you make yourself look like you’re walking over hot lava.
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Your laptop makes noises when it overheats? Growl back. Assert dominance. Do not let technology overthrow you.
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Shoutout to this teacher that took his Kindergarten class on a virtual field trip to the zoo. Teachers are SO underpaid.
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Not the CDC going from 6 feet to 3 feet like Covid got skinny or something💀
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RIP edgar allen poe i know he woud've loved that's so raven
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If you'd have told me this time last year that we'd be in lockdown for pretty much 12 months and I was gonna accomplish almost absolutely nothing in that whole time, I'd be like yeah that sounds like me.
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One day we will unpack this SCAM!!
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My favourite video of his! He made his own butter!!!!!!
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Vegetarian shrimp
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You guys, look 🥺🥺🥺
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if you hear me telling the same story twice just let it go. i only have like six memories and they all take turns
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Tyler is 10-years old. His dog Bruiser went missing two months ago when he ran off while chasing a rabbit. Tyler got a surprise when he came home from school...
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I too am a cat clinging to a loaf of bread
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Live shot of me weekly in the grocery store.
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no one has bigger "wakin up in the morning thinkin about so many things" energy than tony soprano
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how important is music to you? me:
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Gynecologist: Are you trying to get pregnant? Me: Nope. Gynecologist: But you’re not taking your birth control? Me: Yup.
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I have no more passwords left in me
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him : what you gotta buy from target ? me : target will tell me when i get there
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Alice - "Why did the cow cross the road? - To go to the Mooovies" Great timing. Great Engery. It also got a big laugh from the class. She is still raw as a comic but certainly showing a lot of promise. 8/10
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lenny kravitz at 56 vs me at 26
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“So everything funny to you?” Me:
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when he squeezes your ass and your pad makes a loud crinkle sound.
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just another casual day in good ol’ australia 😌🥰
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who tf looked at the middle finger and said “ayo this shit kinda offensive”
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The “I hope I see him” almost took me 🥺I’ll take 1 please
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bank account: +$1400 me at five guys: bring me the 6th guy