Welcome back to another week of hilarious and heartwarming tweets. Whether you need a pick-me-up or you're just looking to kill time, these tweets are for you:
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my sister: why do you delete so many tweets? me: sometimes you don't know something's really stupid until you send it out into the world my mother: *staring at me just a beat too long*
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Guys if anyone asks, we found him like this, OK
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i’m addicted to TIK TOK but this is pure comedy.
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This has me losing my absolute shit
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Lenny Kravitz has 24 hours to respond https://t.co/PQynnc5Xmv
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stop what you're doing and look at those adorable head tilts (luna_vonjakoba IG)
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When you open up a pack of gum in class
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posture check straighten ur back u fucking shrimp
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Teacher: "If you made the honor-roll you may be dismissed to the pizza party." Me:
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It was at that moment she knew she messed up 🤣🤣💀
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texting ppl “hey!” is always a trap... like hey to u too, you’ll get a response when u tell me what u want u coward
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LMFAOOO
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Have y’all seen this? 😱😱🤯
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Somebody come pick me up from the floor
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IM SCREAMING THE WAY SHE TURNED
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me getting ready for my sold out concert in the shower every day
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when you text someone all excited but their energy doesn’t match yours. https://t.co/eRT0khItQ1
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Omg the 4 generations video Erykah’s daughter did is soooo cute 🥰🥰🥰
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https://t.co/Z0pRGT5juY
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i posted on IG yesterday that i ain’t had sex in 70+ days and everybody’s like “i feel your pain” ...PAIN?! bitch, i’m moving shit with my mind and walking on the ceiling
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wait hold on .... so not everyone has an internal monologue ??? some people just have like .... non verbal thoughts ???? there are actually people out there who don't hear their own voice in their head throughout the day LOL what
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Why do Cows have hooves instead of feet? They Lactose
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Puppy eyes are the corg-key to the heart 😘
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Before you commit to a dog name, go outside at 6:30 AM with no bra on and see how it feels begging that name to poo.
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LMFAO. Grandma set his ass straight.
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sleeping over at her place tonight