Welcome back to another week of hilarious and heartwarming tweets. Whether you need a pick-me-up or you're just looking to kill time, these tweets are for you:
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This is Theo. He hasn’t asked his crush to be his valentine yet. Would appreciate if you lowered your voice about it. He still has an entire day. 13/10
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beyonce in 2003 when she was in love
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High school teachers: You are to write about the use of the color yellow in The Great Gatsby. If it's less than 10 pages I will CALL THE COPS. College profs: Write about an entire religion. I don't even care which one but if you make me read more than 3 pages I will end my shit.
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House cats really don't give one single shit.
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your valentine's date has arrived (hdbrosriley IG)
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I suck at dating. Once i like you i love you 🤣
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They are showing her a clip of how she is when crying, look at her reaction 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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chocolate covered strawberries 😳🍫🍓
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Millennials don’t submit vacation requests. Everything booked. We just let you know, out of respect.
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this is how fast i expect to lose my body fat after 10 minutes of cardio
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Seeing a lot of couples break up this week 😂😂😂
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stranger at the library: can you watch my stuff? me:
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When you not supposed to be outside playing and you see yo momma car up the street.😅 https://t.co/GWCmJBtTnd
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This lady on facebook said her coworker had to have a conference with her sons teacher because of a note he wrote. Y’all. Please read the note. 😭😭😭
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Whenever our dog finishes eating, she whines until my wife or me burps her. This happens every day
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since this is getting a lot of attention on all my other social media it felt appropriate to post it here too 💀
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When I tell yall I am HOLLERING 😭😭
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*my dog existing* Me:
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Nobody: Broomsticks in a kitchen right now:
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First pic is step one. 2nd pic is if you still hungry. End of discussion. https://t.co/igUo8Qf4Mj
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Bruh I would’ve started saving my money in 5th grade if I knew bills was like this🙄🙄
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Can’t believe I spent 11 years of my life asking teachers if I was allowed to use the bathroom and sometimes be told no? What the fuck
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Me to Son: why do you watch so much Wild N Out? This show is dumb. Son to me: I watch shows that keep me in a good mood & don’t stress me out. You come home & watch the news, it makes you mad & then you have an attitude for the day. Me: currently watching Wild N Out. 🤦🏾♀️
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Person at an event: oh hi, I know you from twitter Me: ...sorry remind me? Person: *says his name, full job title, things we talked about* Me: ...er...? Person: my profile picture is a banana? Me: Banana!!! How are you?! So great to meet in real life!
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All band members please report to the band room for the pep rally Band members: