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When you pregaming vs when you actually get to the function https://t.co/CkjXdmZhyd
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Never in my life have i seen a video so fucking adorable, his little giggle😭🥺no stop can’t cope
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Me explaining to my girl that if she shuts up and actually pays attention to the movie Then she can figure out what’s going on instead of asking me so many questions
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how my phone looks at me when i send a message expressing my feelings to someone who doesn’t care ╭━━━━━╮ ┃ ══ ┃ ┃█████ ┃ ┃ 🤡🤡🤡 ┃ ┃ 🤡🤡🤡 ┃ ┃ 🤡🤡🤡 ┃ ┃ 🤡🤡🤡 ┃ ┃ 🤡🤡🤡 ┃ ┃█████ ┃ ┃ ○ ┃ ╰━━━━━╯
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no one: us at 3am in 2007:
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happy New Years, Rihanna you will be dealt with.
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all I see is “accessory not supported” https://t.co/leHooEmyEW
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I forgot my niece can’t really read yet. She sent me a picture of her nails and I texted back “cute” she go replied saying.. 😂😂😂😂
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man fuck this filter
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FUCK IT Raccoon eating fruit loops
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people arguing outside Me : https://t.co/53pZ1xnc49
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What Joe thinks happens when he puts on a hat #YouSeasonTwo
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Never forget. They did me down bad 😭
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My son literally does THE MOST when he wakes up. Why you gotta do all that?! Just open your eyes brother 😭😂
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I thought this was a bear 😂
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When I’m already late and I don’t like how my outfit looks https://t.co/sJDyabl6w5
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Dough behavior expert here. You may think it's cute, but balls of dough actually only do this when they're scared. This dough ball is terrified. Possibly because it's being repeatedly struck with a wooden spoon https://t.co/GSGdr8wAz0
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My ex lives 1 and half minutes away from me, I would BEG him to make effort to see me and he never would. My new man literally built a time travel machine to see me from the 1890’s. DONT SETTLE LADIES.
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holy shit
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Don’t invite me to brunch
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Cranberry juice taste like it wanna be alcohol so bad but it’s too shy😂
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“New password cannot be same as your old password”
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When you’re watching a video and you hear your own voice
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Me: I’ll start working out Jan 1st
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Sometimes when true love...Aww, I can’t...it was a stupid move. https://t.co/5ArhDzlULh
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Look at how these kids greet their dad when he walks in the house from work 😂 DaDaddy ATE all the dance moves too lol
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Cooking with caucasion people be like:
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Me: “Have you seen my new hoodie?” Her: “Noooo...” Her walking outside wearing the hoodie:
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Dating apps be like: Matt, 30, financial analyst, enjoys craft beer and hiking Matt, 33, holding a dead fish: “let’s eat pizza and watch the office” Matt, 28: “if you don’t work out we won’t work out” “go birds” 6’1” because apparently that matters”
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When I bump into a wall or corner cuz it was clearly in my way.......bitch
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My daddy called me “bruh” on the way out the door tonight…I told him I’m his son and not one of his lil friends. He and my mom fell out laughing.
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Me rushing after I woke up on time but laid in bed till I was late
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“he’s fucking trash” “u deserve better” “u are a bad bitch” “u deserve a king” “focus on yourself” “u will find the one”
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Me getting dressed to go to work when there’s an 8 year old YouTuber that made $26 million this year
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they look so in love with each other (handsomebarley IG)
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How actors in movies eat their food
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I Tried Giving My Daughter The Worst Xmas Gift Ever & I Didn’t Expect This Reaction 😢
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if you know what picnik photo editing is...you are a survivor. no one can take that from you. exhale, the war is over.