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what my what my phone mirror shows camera shows https://t.co/07VsxpYw0N
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how I act once I get comfortable around u
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Hotel room service on February 15th looking at y’alls rose petals all over the place
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look at all the flavor crystals on this fuckin Rito man
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This dog hit the “woah” better than some of you 🤷🏽♂️
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Alexa 🗣 Play pop lock & drop it. this sent me to the floor 🤣🤣🤣
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me sprinkling “but that’s just me” after giving someone advice so they can’t say i ruined their life
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my bf: *calls me by my actual name* me: my name is BABY
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My boyfriend always feeds me the first bite of whatever he’s eating. You’d be tempted to think that’s cute but if you know him then you know that he’s most likely using me to check if his food has been poisoned
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can’t believe that as a child grease had me thinking that these ppl were teenagers
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this is lion, lion is battling cancer but still going strong and enjoying life (goldentaiia IG)
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Bitches be studying astrology but not recycling, y'all worried bout the wrong planet
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Literally how all our packages get delivered. I’m dying 😂😂😂
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So next week is still January....
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villain: ok we've injected you with truth serum Tony the Tiger: they're fine
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Get you a woman who can do it all 😉
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one time i was my college’s mascot for a basketball game. emphasis on one time
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Bomboclaat
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when u “hit snooze” & your alarm ain’t come on for a hour it feel like https://t.co/Nba5Tn07H0
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Me practicing how ima give him the food I cook knowing we mad at eachother!
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You literally have to cook as soon as you get in because if you chill for one second you have lost
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How jobs look at my indeed application https://t.co/GpAKpV60Ce
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Deciding to get up https://t.co/60V4cClXva
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I just left the gym and a guy in the parking lot yelled “damn you must be heavy set!” so feeling powerful and also annoyed i said “go fuck yourself” and he said “alright go to hell then” and it just dawned on me that he actually said “heaven sent” but whatever whats done is done
25.
How tf does Advil know what part of your body hurts
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Guys look at my little fat boy 😭😭
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If JOE from YOU was from Brooklyn!! 😭😭
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I told my man I wanted to go to a restaurant where they cook infront of you so he brought me to subway 💖
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“dId YOu CuM?” Yeah to my senses.....Pass my Heelys I’ma roll outta here
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men be like, “the last thing i ever want to do is hurt u..................but its still on my list”
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My stomach is in knots 😭😭
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what’s the weirdest date you’ve been on??? I’ll go first we were going to see a movie and didn’t buy tickets in advance and couldn’t get two tickets next to each other so we ended up sitting on opposite sides of the theater and then the movie ended and we were like cool ok bye