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me, stepping spider on into the shower the ceiling trying not to watching me do anything to anger the spider
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Me pouring extra alc in my friends drinks when I’m making them https://t.co/iYXNxbBDMu
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Nobody: Me hours later thinking about everything I could have said in the argument:
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when you watch 15 seasons of greys anatomy
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8 year old me Calling Disney Channel Celebrities after googling their phone numbers on youtube
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These captcha tests are getting out of hand. Like damn bitch am I robot???
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*40 years from now* “have you ever had a four loko? You may be entitled to a financial compensation”
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Me watching my life crumble
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mom: YALL GOT 5 MINUTES OR YOU GETTING LEFT whole house:
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me leaving the pregame messy and ready to embarrass myself in public
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“so who is gonna ask to spend a night?” me and my cousins:
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*gets upset* Me: calm down Her:
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when u look thru ur recent transactions tryin to find a mistake but theres no mistake cus it was u, it was all u
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me 5 seconds after a mental breakdown
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When someone just repeated themselves for the third time and you still have no clue what they said
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📍me | | | _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ | 📍healthy relationships | _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _| | | | 📍drinking 4 vodka cranberries and sending a “wyd” text at 11pm
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Me eating a gas station turkey wrap and telling men how I will NOT go on a Applebee’s date