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Definitive Proof Blake Shelton Will Kill On "SNL"

He lives in a constant state of alcohol-fueled confusion.

Country superstar and The Voice coach Blake Shelton will be this week's host and musical guest on Saturday Night Live. Though this will be his first SNL appearance, he's proven his comedic chops throughout his career. Here's why he'll kill it.

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1. He has a way with words.

2. He isn't above clucking an entire song on national television.

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3. He can teach the city folks of SNL and America at large about trucks. Pro-tip: Proper truck use involves "guts, corn, and shovels."

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4. He can make the most out of an unfortunate situation.

Got stung in the hand by a wasp yesterday. My hand is swollen 2x too big. Been trying to get stung in the dick for the last 11 hours...

5. He isn't afraid of taking his fellow musicians down a few notches.

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6. He lives in a constant state of alcohol-fueled confusion.

I'm so drunk right now I just walked into Canadian customs and shouted "Why y'all checkin' me?! Ur the ones with a pot leaf on your flag!!"

7. He knows what he's talking about.

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8. He is shameless.

9. Incredibly shameless.

Call the doctor if your erection lasts more than 4 hours?!!! Bullshit!!! I'm calling the newspaper!!!!

10. He's undeniably athletic, making him the perfect candidate for sports sketches.

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11. He wholeheartedly embraces the attention of the public.

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12. He's up to date on his slang.

Note to self… must become @pharrell's “boo".

13. He's got sick moves.

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14. He can work a platinum blond wig like no other (Sia skit, anyone?)

15. Filmed kisses don't faze him, even when they involve his sworn enemy, Adam Levine.

16. He knows what a good prank entails.

Justin Bieber egging the neighbor?! That's just lame.. You're supposed to put a burning sack of shit on their porch and ring the doorbell!!

17. He tells it like it is.

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18. He possesses unshakeable confidence.

19. In addition to being a country star and a television fixture, he's an innovative poet — he's capable of anything!

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20. And finally: He's prepared for this gig for years.