5 Epic Battles Between Fictional Brits For The Olympic Opening Ceremony

The Olympic Opening Ceremony might feature Voldemort fighting an army of Mary Poppins.Great concept, but there are so many more British characters that deserve a chance to duel.

1.

Paddington Bear vs Bridget Jones

Little known fact; these two were roommates until Paddington ate the last of Bridget's jam. Now she's trying to sell him on Ebay.

2.

Nanny McPhee vs David Beckham (who's totally just a creation of a collective daydream).

3.

Billy Elliot vs Oliver Twist

If it comes down to a battle of cute, one is a ballerina, just saying.

4.

The Doctor vs all the other Doctors

Forget fan favorite polls, it's time to throw them all in a ring and see who makes it out alive.

5.

Rupert Giles vs Sherlock Holmes

Holmes explains the chaos with careful logic and reason. Giles explains it's a demon.