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Besides being the most under-rated character in your life, of course.
Walking spell-check here!
Birthdays are one of your fortes.
You're a strong, independent person who don't need no man/woman. But you do need food.
And you don't let anyone mess with your Saturday.
You can get preeeeetty deep.
Though you might also be colorblind so, yea, get that checked out.
SO naughty.
Hey, life can be confusing.
Hello, my name is Prank Sinatra. You killed my father. Prepare to be HIT WITH A SKI!
But don't worry— your friends love you (and all your little things).
And let's not get started on your ability to rock a pirate earring.
You keep the mood light when things start to get heavy.
You just want to know that you're appreciated.
You also take no pity on fools. You are not Mr. T.
Show that Idina Menzel who's boss.
It's in your soul, man.
Mr. Hyperbole and Lady Exaggeration are your best friends.
You're a good Samaritan. Sometimes.
Let out the sad, breathe in the happy.
Your significant other is one lucky person.
Hell— who doesn't love bubbles?
"We're the three best friends that anyone could have, and we'll never ever ever ever ever leave each other!"
Why shouldn't you? You're Winston Fucking Bishop!
