LISTEN UP, IN ORDER TO BE FORGOTTEN + FORGIVEN FOR YOUR HORRID SINS FOLLOW THESE DIRECTIONS. First, form a prayer circle composed of people wearing white on a pier in Santa Monica. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Now, recite each prayer thrice daily. Begin with sweet lady Beysus. Via heartymagazine.com If you own ARTPOP, then say this prayer. If you don't own ARTPOP, skip it. There is no point. Via youtube.com NOW LEST WE FORGET GODTINA. Via afterld.com Via afterld.com Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Via afterld.com Then, just smoke a joint for your girl, Rihsus. That's all she asks for. Put on some Lana Del Rey. Cry a little. Then turn it off. Via atrl.net Lastly, and most importantly, the one true QUEEN, GODNEY. GET ON YOUR KNEES AND WORK BITCH. Via irenekaulitz90.buzznet.com Say this one 8 times. All with be forgiven, I swear. Even Britney Jean. To wrap things up, say a few words for Nicki Minaj. Lord knows she needs it.